RazzleDazzle

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Another queer person on the internet doing their best to get by and be in love with life

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@AO3_Status I literally just went on to soothe my heart after a terrible first day at work - why nooooow 😭😭😭

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@BaronCain https://t.co/3gGrCVEOAu A solid Hagid impression afterwards "I shouldn't have said that" 😂😂

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@used_bandaid I just need you to know I read all of Lore Olympus in 12 hours (and wrote an academic essay on it, comparing it to traditional mythology lol) and now having to wait between updates is literally killing me 😅😭 I love it so much

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@MatPatGT @CordyPatrick Okay, but can you do a film theory about the logistics of how Louis (the gator) in Princess and The Frog (2009) can play the trumpet??

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"I love listening to your sad life" is a big mood #redactedwk10

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@PAXAus This is a highstakes game @PAXAus , I don't know how much more I can take!!!

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@AO3_Status It's 'taking too long to respond'??
Haaalp, I'm stuck in Stucky hell!!

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*sigh* Oh political correctness, when will you ever be stopped?

Just saying, "feed two birds with one scone" does NOT have the same implications as "kill two birds with one stone"

Instead of killing 2 things with 1 action, it's helping those 2 things with a lot of effort...

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"We did a lot of things right, but obviously something has gone horribly wrong" - @JohnPesutto

You know, I really don't think you did, or you wouldn't be in this situation bud. And i couldn't be happier about it!
#VicElection2018 #VictoriaVotes #VictoriaElection #Labor

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As @MatthewGuyMP tries to bully Victorians out of their hard earned public transport and safe injection centers, he learns that when #VictoriaVotes, the Libs ain't got a chance

@DanielAndrewsMP has done done so much good, why on EARTH would we stop him now?!

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It's so sad that we need #WhiteRibbonDay

So many women in Australia die because of domestic violence, and even more are injured and permanently scarred from their experiences.

Don't be Harley-Quinn and Joker, be Morticia and Gomez
#DC #AddamsFamily

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Honestly, having #BlackFriday and #ThanksgivingDay2018 on the same day sounds like a TERRIBLE IDEA, WHO COORDINATED THIS?!

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Omg the new #LionKing looks SOOO GOOD!!
Tbh everyone's favourite movie was, at some point, Lion King

.. I just hope that Timone and Pumba are just as cute and loveable!!

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Urrgh, wish I had the the money for #AmazonBlackFriday !! Everything is throwing ads at me for Black Friday sales but I have $0.36 in my account 😅😅

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Okay but can we just agree that MARVEL stadium is kinda of a ridiculous name for ex-Etihad stadium??

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@LibBohemian And I'm just saying "Hey, maybe don't blame the media for everything, maybe consider those people's predispositions to these things and don't just blame other things"

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*sigh* Are we really back on 13 Reasons Why?!

My 2 cents? TV SHOWS CAN BE TRIGGERING, THERE WERE SO MANY TRIGGER WARNINGS IN S2 OF 13RW IT'S NOT FUNNY

Yes, of course it is, because it can trigger thought spirals in people but FFS, IT'S NOT MAKING PEOPLE SUICIDAL

#13ReasonsWhy

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Okay, but can someone please explain #BlackFriday to me?

Like, why? What's the purpose?

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Honestly, it's the highlight of my day, finding out that Laura Loomer got kicked off Twitter!! 😂😂