Attack Upon Cisendom

grad student | good pedagogy is sexy as f*ck | listening to @respektor | I have a folder filled with book pdfs I will someday read | they/them or e(y)/em

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on a quest to find a librarian with 'fair use🖤' tattooed across their knuckles

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cutting boards with handles are significantly overrated

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every time i walk into the [academic] library during the summer to do work and see other people there i'm like who the fuck even goes to the [academic] library during the summer

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shopping at tj's at 7 pm with 'banana phone' playing over the speakers is a mood

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entering my queer corset era

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@joshparksviolin is that what you call 'duo-factor authentication'?

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how did y'all know that my insomnia is back??

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what does the 'S' in my SAD stand for? is it:

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as victor eremita famously wrote, before the peer review process we are always in the wrong

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just had my first encounter with #reviewer2

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what is pasta? are all noodles pasta?

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how long does it have to be to be a noodle?
pasta specifically under consideration: orzo, couscous

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is there any case to be made for the couscous?

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i told him that he should suggest that next week's team building activity be to submit pictures of the partners they have or the partners they wish they have

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today at work, dear swida's coworkers had to do a team building activity where they sent in a picture of the pets they have or the pets they wish they have

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calvinist theobros: everything is about god and not about me, therefore I will make this church history class all about me

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dress cute
test cute

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dear swida, an acquisitions librarian: i don't read them i just buy them

me, a grad student: i don't buy them i just read them... but sometimes i don't read them either and listen to a podcast instead

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@smd_Shash right????? im like who do you *want* me to pick?

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ugggggh finding a new pcp is the worst
i mean, im v grateful to have health insurance and all, but i dont appreciate when the person on the phone gets mad at me bc i dont know where on my insurance card the magic number and letter combo is that they are asking me for

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i swear i am not trying to be difficult, this system is just utterly ridiculous and i dont trust it but i also need to figure out what is going on with this super fun and weird chronic pain ive been experiencing and maybe make sure i dont have/get cancer &c.

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and people wonder why the millennials are so bad at the preventative health stuff