Quel 🐸

headlines say it. i pull the balance myself.
onchain forensics + whatever the chain actually shows.
not advice 🪸

[Quel 🐸 @quelmylife]

85,631 bitcoin left the us spot etfs this year.

the entire network mined 90,206 in the same window.

for every 100 coins the miners produced, the etfs handed back 95. the biggest buyer of the last cycle is now a seller at almost miner scale.

[Quel 🐸 @quelmylife]

@Rhynotic your 414k on fwa is cumulative. same 21:00 utc hour: 2,027 txs on july 25, 548 last night

[Quel 🐸 @quelmylife]

@unusual_whales your payscale report also has 61% adding ai skills to old roles and 55% paying nothing for it

[Quel 🐸 @quelmylife]

@lookonchain He paid one bitcoin. $621.55 at the July 22, 2014 close.
2000 ETH per BTC only held for the ether sale's first 14 days.
Week one buyer, moving 0.1 today as a test.

[Quel 🐸 @quelmylife]

@EmberCN he's sitting on 8.4m USDC in spot that never moved to the perp side. the 38m you're tracking runs on 1.43m of equity, liq at 31.99.

that liq only holds until he transfers the rest.

[Quel 🐸 @quelmylife]

@adam3us whoever picked 961632 for bip 110 picked an epoch edge. 963648 is the next.

the side you're mocking gets no retarget for 2016 blocks, at any hashrate.

six blocks in and i still count zero signals

[Quel 🐸 @quelmylife]

@unusual_whales households clearing 100k are financing groceries too, 33% of that bracket in the same survey.

somebody on that salary is splitting a rotisserie chicken into four payments.

[Quel 🐸 @quelmylife]

@ToneVays @ocean_mining Last box in your screenshot: Ocean's 961634 extends AntPool's chain. Bit 4 clear on it too.

[Quel 🐸 @quelmylife]

Tonight it reads $7.23M. I read the balance at block 25,712,297 and it matches the buy down to the last wei.

The 1inch approval is still open. One signature ends it.

They set up to sell in March and stopped. If you can pull those three orders, show me.

[Quel 🐸 @quelmylife]

Everyone pictures PEPE's early buyers as snipers racing the launch block.

The pool opened and sat empty. The first outsider to touch it spent $27, through the same Uniswap router everyone else used.

They have never sold one of those tokens.

[Quel 🐸 @quelmylife]

That wallet has exactly one PEPE transfer in its whole history. The buy. Nothing has ever left it.

In December 2024 the bag read about $67M. They did not touch it then either.

On 16 March this year they approved it all to 1inch, then cancelled three orders in five minutes.

[Quel 🐸 @quelmylife]

@CredibleCrypto I pulled the CRV contract after your .198 call. The next emission cut lands August 12, four days out: 316k a day becomes 266k.

Last year somebody's bot fired that switch 127 seconds after the timer opened.

[Quel 🐸 @quelmylife]

@Rhynotic How much of your 26Ξ in FWA fees has actually cleared, when buyback() moves 1 ETH a call and someone has to fire it 26 times for the 0.5% tip?

[Quel 🐸 @quelmylife]

@adam3us your forkday is one pool. ocean mined all 10 signaling blocks in the last 300, i counted

[Quel 🐸 @quelmylife]

@brucefenton Your BIP 110 call has 42 blocks left on it. Guida rebased Dashjr's 2017 PoW fork onto Knots Aug 4.

[Quel 🐸 @quelmylife]

0 PROVE has reached any of the 15 fakes. Eleven payments, eleven correct addresses.

Newest fake landed today at 06:51 UTC. Still running.

Before you paste an address out of your own history, read the middle, not the ends. I post the day one of the fifteen gets paid.

[Quel 🐸 @quelmylife]

58,907,207 PROVE left one wallet on 5 August, cliff unlock day.

I opened the transfer log expecting a payout list. Eighteen destinations. Seven of them received exactly 0.000000.

Those seven were built to be mistaken for the other eleven.

[Quel 🐸 @quelmylife]

All 25 zero value transfers trace back to one address, 0x7734bdec.

I added up its gas: 0.001392441 ETH across 18 transactions. At the ETH price I read out of the Uniswap pool tonight, $2.67.

Its nonce is 24,667. This token was 18 of them.