Sarah Anne Wallen

poet, caregiver

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

they actually should make a Poison Ivy movie where she’s a sympathetic eco-terrorist

[Sarah Anne Wallen @quesarahhhh]

I think my cat just tried to wink at me

[Duke Max “Carnival Lawyer” Ash @mynameisntdave]

@jennyjaffe Here you go

🎶 3 eggplants peeled and thinly sliced

6 cups of spaghetti sauce is nice

1 package of some shredded mozzarella 

Breadcrumbs are an important part

The ingredient love comes from the heart

Make the oven 350 to cook your eggplant parma 🎶

[Sarah Anne Wallen @quesarahhhh]

Used to play this game with my younger bros called “persistence” where they would run at me and then I’d shove them to the floor and shout “persistence!” And then they’d get up and do it over and over until one of them cried. Then I’d have to go to my room

[natasha lyonne @nlyonne]

I always liked owls. What’s not to like? They’re owls.

[Emily Murnane @emily_murnane]

“Thanks! I’ll definitely check that out!” —Me, in response to any recommendation from any person for any thing, lying.

[Alexis Benveniste @apbenven]

You need to watch this immediately.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

Texting is fine but I’d prefer that you communicate the old-fashioned way (by offering me a flower in disguise during the archery tournament, revealing that your true form is a sexy fox).

[Sarah Anne Wallen @quesarahhhh]

@DevonESawa living for your tweets my goodness!

[Sarah Anne Wallen @quesarahhhh]

@alyssalimp @shutupmay guys... when’s the podcast coming up? Miss u

[Sarah Anne Wallen @quesarahhhh]

Sorry but pugs are gross

[Sarah Anne Wallen @quesarahhhh]

@wystandoll Lame is an ableist pejorative

[Sara @sara_anjuli]

I've needed to get up for the last 45 minutes but there's a cat on my lap so I guess I'll die here

[Duke Max “Carnival Lawyer” Ash @mynameisntdave]

@MaraWilson I can hear this photo

[Sarah Anne Wallen @quesarahhhh]

@la_wa #hetrospect

[Sarah Anne Wallen @quesarahhhh]

@SteveKingIA @JulianCastro “Men’s babies”? Hoo boy

[Sarah Anne Wallen @quesarahhhh]

@MoBoCoMom @yashar @jaketapper @dannymasterson SAME

[UnDo 512 @undo512]

you’re telling me a childhood made this trauma???

[Sarah Anne Wallen @quesarahhhh]

@andlikelaura #blessed