Gary Manilow

writer at SNL UK

[Gary Manilow @quid4trolley]

So what’s the LadBaby gossip?

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@bbcpress Fantastic news. I’ve recently been kicked in the head by a horse and need something to watch 😄

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Thank you for all the kind messages, however I will not be standing in the Clacton by-election, as I wish to focus fully on my career as a cryptocurrency fraudster.

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@TreborRhurbarb https://t.co/aCcsdT0S8m

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Anyone have any idea what Harry Kane meant by ‘squarting’ in that interview?

“The lads knuckled down and were all squarting by the end”

My life partner says it’s a portmanteau of squirting and farting but I don’t see how that makes sense? #MEXENG

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@David_Ornstein @KellySomers @TheAthleticFC Spoke to touch line correspondent; been told he ‘pissed and shit himself’ but new shorts have been ordered on Amazon Prime to the hotel. Apparently Dan Burn has a subscription that he lets the other lads use. A great team effort

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Well done England. I definitely do think that ‘Skibidi Toilet’ would be a better post-match singalong however.

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@PpollingNumbers Not a poll report, a gambling advertisement. You’ve gone to shit

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@BBCNews who cares get a bit of chilli sauce on it

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@zoebread Cone you take a joke?

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@ToryFibs Love the new attitude from you, saves me having to refollow Paul Mason 👍

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@jhawthorne828a @daveweigel He is the most recent former president, he’s no lower than the 2nd or 3rd most relevant person in US politics. Is GW Bush irrelevant?

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@TimesRadio @mattforde @KateEMcCann @StigAbell Absolutely fucking shite!

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@mehdirhasan You’re a stooge for Trump if you believe this. Cynical spin from his media team. A trick to distance him from an increasingly unpopular foreign power that in reality he continues to back unequivocally. A poor decision to publish this. Why are ‘Trump officials’ worth trusting?

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Scam Interceptors, top tier telly

[🐾 @elsdawg]

a fan has just made an AI alternate version of events if Gabriel had scored his penalty
https://t.co/sGdZxXQPt3

[Gary Manilow @quid4trolley]

@nvolpewild @steinkobbe fewer *

[Gary Manilow @quid4trolley]

As one of the UK’s leading drill artists, I take great pride in my estate and postcode. If someone says something disparaging about my street, you had better believe I will be having words with them! Roadmen like me take these things very seriously.

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@lunch_enjoyer Who made this 😭😭

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

(on a first date) Can we please just try to have a good night