Marta Silva

Crashing the Matrix since 1986 /
Messing up countries since July 2019

[Marta Silva @quigui]

@Inforenfe a que horas esta prevista la llegada del alvia 622 a Vigo hoy?

[Kamil Galeev @kamilkazani]

War of memes: why Z-war won't end with peace

Some Western analysts unfamiliar with Eastern European cultural context perceive Z-war as an accident. They presume that Russian invasion results from some sort of "misunderstanding" or mistake which can be resolved via negotiations🧵

[Olga Tokariuk @olgatokariuk]

If you want to support Ukraine, consider donating to:
https://t.co/RKCwdm7RsR - a charity providing psychological support to children with war trauma
https://t.co/wVM7v5P9ki - a suicide prevention line for veterans
https://t.co/5CTxuk1WVr - a charity providing assistance to IDPs

[Marta Silva @quigui]

@kyrielle These two say get well soon

[Marta Silva @quigui]

@TGVINOUI @sncf When will the Hendaye connection to Paris be made tomorrow? And how are the sanitary measures going to be implemented for us that have to sleep on the train (because the communication that the passengers would have to book their own hotels was made at 2:30am)?

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

"you've changed" yeah I woke from uneasy dreams to discover I'd transformed into a gigantic insect

[Marina Kittaka 橘高 ⚔️Angeline Era!🌿 @even_kei]

Kids these days will never know the hardships of each week having to overcook a fresh hardboiled egg yolk for the computer mouse

[Meghan Ball @EldritchGirl]

Daft Punk's latest quarantine hit

[Jeff Barnaby @tripgore]

A Priest giving social distance blessings with a squirt pistol and what, I'm assuming, is Holy water. 2020 folks.

[Anthony Oliveira @meakoopa]

i love that people are mad at Robert Pattinson for using his time preparing to play Bruce Wayne by becoming a beautiful weird recluse who everyone resents for his idle privilege

[Lisa Shmeesa 🦎🦎🦎 @LisaRieffel]

My kid wrote a song called,
“I Wonder What’s Inside your Butthole” Quite honestly, it slaps.

[Fadhili The One (and only!) @FadhiliTheOne]

Game over she won TikTok!

[Lauren Holter @laurenholter]

Quarantine schedule:

[sleep]
small screen
medium screen
medium screen
medium screen
small screen
medium screen
medium screen
medium screen
BIG SCREEN
BIG SCREEN
BIG SCREEN
small screen
[sleep]

[Myke Cole @MykeCole]

PICK YOUR QUARANTINE HOUSE:

🏠 House #1: The house you’re in now.

🏠 House #2: That’s it, that’s your quarantine house.

🏠House #3: This is the only house you get.

🏠House #4: You can never fucking leave.

🏠House #5: Not ever.

[Hannah Long @HannahGraceLong]

How I used to begin work emails: Hi!

How I begin work emails now:

[The New Yorker @NewYorker]

Earth Day looks a little different this year.

[Nick Heath @nickheathsport]

Stay Putt

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