QuikBoobs Bro Advisor

If Ass = Lies + Equinox, then you have Balanced Boobs.
Bookkeeper & EA.
Fan of Dodgers, Lakers, and Moon Landing Conspiracy.
Born 🇰🇷 Raised 🇺🇸 All Around 🤪

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me: i'm asian, i'm good at taking tests without studying

lady: sir you're at a std clinic and everything came back positive

me: see what i mean

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@fuma_ten Let's get to work!

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This sad man may have convinced me to start a family.

[The Ryen Russillo Show @TheRyenRussillo]

Football is back and every tailgate needs a game plan.

Go to https://t.co/D3PsKyc5oe and start your gameday right with the 5-star recruits from @raisingcanes #CaniacAmbassador

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@pityforyourself Who's the last one?

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@PatCarino I work on 32nd St and 6th Ave. Beers on me.

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@JTPellsCPA "Big words for a small peanuts guy. Let's see if you can handle my fee first of all."

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Fact of the Day: British pop stars today generally sing in an American accent because scientifically the English over there sounds retarded.

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There's police escort and there's policing the escorts.

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Met a liberal girl but she wouldn't invite me over to her apt. So much for open borders.

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@BowTiedMarmott I just find a hole and stick em in. 🤷

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@Shpigford @QuickBooks @mercury

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@RichardCrainCPA @QBCares Because money

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@graciem120001 Nice.

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@NoDunksInc Solid solo ep. How about Franchise Best Single Season Only? Like for Philly it could be Jimmy Butler 18 ppg. Kawhi for the Raptors in 2019 would be the best but he's about to play for them again. Real sicko stuff.

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Dodgers B Team looks fun

C Dalton Rushing
1B James Tibbs
2B Alex Freeland
SS Hyeseong Kim
3B Miguel Rojas
OF Zyhir Hope
OF Kike
OF Alex Call
DH Josue De Paula

P Justin Wrobleski
P Emmet Sheehan
P Roki Sasaki
P River Ryan
P Christian Zazueta

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Funny how accounting isn't in the top 3 things accounting firms do. Even top 5 is iffy.

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@ima_dinger Our sister firm 😍

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4 out 5 accountants recommend Quikboobs

[Jon @jturnerdds]

I’m a dentist and I graduated with 68 other ones. I’ve met even more in 13 years as a dentist. None of us have been asked shit about our opinions on toothpastes.

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@blueprintsmb22 As a fellow k bro, I kinda miss this.

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@N_Sportelli https://t.co/JAC8TJeu24

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@Kellen_the_man Whenever a weirdo talks to me it's like I won the lottery. They don't know how much I love outweirding them.