QuiltDragon 🪡🐉

I smell burnt toast

[QuiltDragon 🪡🐉 @quiltdragon]

Do you think the printer is trying to tell me something?

[Matt Glassman @MattGlassman312]

A reminder that there’s no horserace aspect to counting votes. No one “pulls ahead” in the count or “makes up ground” or “loses their lead” in any real sense. It’s just an artifact of the process, the order in which votes are counted, an order part mandated and part random.

[Clem 🏆 @TheClemReport]

If you get an I Voted sticker for voting early, you should be able to scan it on your TV and all political ads should be replaced by normal commercials

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

in 125,000 simulations of the election, my statistical model foresaw a narrow Harris win with 54.9% probability

however, the model also grouped a number of midwest & sunbelt into a new entity, known as “MEGA ARKANSAS” - an ominous prophecy which i am terrified may come to pass

[Deana Martin @DeanaMartin_]

Hi Pallies! It's Sandwich Day! Here are two recipes! 😹

[death angel @angel_0f_deathx]

“i thought the left was supposed to be tolerant” well im not. go fuck yourself

[Jessica @YFanGirlJ]

My mail carrier dressed up as a dog with a postman biting his leg is the best thing I've seen today.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Rogan: Roe was the law of the land and all of a sudden that had been taken away and you have these men trying to dictate what women can and cannot do with their bodies

Vance: Yeah, yeah... but you have women who go too far and try to celebrate it

Rogan: Very few do that

[QuiltDragon 🪡🐉 @quiltdragon]

@GlennWhidden #TeamTulip😻

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Trump is melting down today and accusing everyone of cheating. Haven’t you had enough of this nonsense, America?

[Downtown Boston @dtownboston]

Stealing hearts in Downtown Boston at the Doggone Halloween Parade 🥹 A much-deserved winner! @IHOP

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

He only came here to serve up premium meats and be as minimally emotionally available to Alice as possible. Looks like he’s out of meat.

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

he thinks they’re for petting 🥺

[QuiltDragon 🪡🐉 @quiltdragon]

@wxdam Boston suburbs - so much more visible to the naked eye than back in May. An embarrassment of riches.

[Meacham @MeachamDr]

Biden seen here sending another hurricane to a red state using his Storm-O-Matic 3000.