I don't wanna hear anything about any Stanley cup won before 1990. back then you could bring a chainsaw on the ice and cut someones head off. It doesn't count. Hockey started when Scott Stevens started blasting his elbows into peoples heads 15 seconds after they passed the puck
This is Todd. He saved his human from a rattlesnake yesterday. A true h*ckin hero. He’s expected to make a full recovery and has been rewarded our fifth ever 15/10
Knights vs. Jets. Wow. I wonder what Vegas will do for their pregame world of Warcraft fight. Because I’m pretty sure that knight gladiator mascot can’t slay a fucking Jet at center ice with his runescape sword. I don’t care how much Molly the dude is on, he can’t win that battle
Folks you could shoot a 50 cal bullet at the net and it’s not going in tonight. This Carter Hart kid could stop chlamydia at coachella right now it’s just stupid.. the Swedes better crank some 2011 Avicii in the locker room at intermission or they’re headed to second place city