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Random quotes from the Petros and Money Show (AM570 LA Sports)

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Two knives that I barely know how to handle. Come up on the stage and let’s see wha…
🗣DOUBLE SHANK DOUBLE SHANK!
🗣FOOD CHECK FOOD CHECK!

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I’m 1st Team All-Glaze

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Many radio program directors are the size of rhinos.

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Druggin up the horses is different than shootin up the camels.

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I blame Stafford and his wife.

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Super Bowl Party Host: Wow, the deviled-eggs were a hit…

P: 🗣️NO THEY’RE NOT!! I ATE THEM ALL!!!

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“This guy didn’t interview well. In a sport where you bonk your head against everything.”

- Combine Analyst

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I can get behind ‘Gay for Maye’.

Right behind it.

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(Tom Brady) had his sponge ready for Stafford and all of sudden Darnold comes in, he squats and sits his balls into his sponge bath and he’s like “what am I suppose to say? I prepared to wash that other set of balls.”

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You can pick a pair of balls to wash… and you might have picked the wrong pair.

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You can pick a pair of balls to wash… and you might have picked the wrong pair.

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The kids to Sean McVay: He’s got a lot in his bag!

The kids to Greg Roman: Get a bag!

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I love you so much I wrote lyrics about your pūts.

- TSwift

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Vassegh has Rams Fever and it is gross for me to see.

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The Chargers got screwed and the Rams got lucky.

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🗣️🎶come with me, and you’ll feel…
Sheeeeear hu-mil-iation🎶

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Ronnie’s been sittin here all day with his pūtso in his hand, he doesn’t care…

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If I had a dollar for every time I saw Cates walking around Burbank with a bloody machete…

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I’m from the 80’s, and when I’m jealous I point my finger and I scream GAY. And I’m jealous.

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If giving a thoughtful gift is being gay, then count me in. I’m gay.

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There’s nothing like San Pedro shopping.

[Loaf Jouster @noble_stabbings]

It’s what endears us to our listeners. Our incredible failure in the eyes of our corporate bosses. @quotePMS