@stoolpresidente Dear Dave, my family decided that, since every time I entered the cat poop (litter box) closet in my house, the phillies scored/did well, they'd keep me there the entire game, and for the forseeable future. Please let me out of the poop closet. My family won't let me. #gophils
Throwback to July 4th of last year with the #trashfam - Ktown Pub hangouts like an episode of “Cheers” gone wrong and excursions together sometimes… https://t.co/5E4TfTYTQ1
Met the dudes from “Whitest Kids U know” today at work - super friendly dudes. Thankfully I didn’t get graped in the mouth. @itrevormoore 933wmmr… https://t.co/Y2UoeC7Yl5
Met a guy looking to promote his new indy“clothing line” with video - without introducing himself, or talking to me at all really, dude snatches my phone out of my hand mid text, and proceeds to follow HIMSELF on all of MY social media accounts. Fuckin Gtfo here. #shamefulplug