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NO STRESS ME🤲🏽

[Ọládélé 🇳🇬👑 @Oladele]

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[Oluwaseun @officialtelz]

You slept on your bed under a duvet because of the cold

Some toddlers slept on bare floor in the rain after a long day of torture

Yet you defend the government that rehabilitate the terrorists when they are caught?

You won’t escape God’s vengeance!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

SpaceX is actively hiring world-class engineers/physicists for SpaceXAI, even if you have zero prior experience in AI. Smart humans figure it out fast.

Please send an email with ~3 bullet points demonstrating evidence of exceptional ability to [email protected].

[Naija @Naija_PR]

Fuji music icon King Wasiu Ayinde Marshal (K1 De Ultimate) has composed a special celebratory anthem for Arsenal. The legendary musician voiced the track to mark the Gunners' historic Premier League title after 22 years.

[OmoAkin/Cybergal @AkintayoFeranmi]

I am currently in a situation where I unintentionally carried another passenger bagco bag from the boot. When I got home to unpack, I discovered that the contents of the bag were different from mine. I placed my bag at the boot corner near my seat as I boarded the shuttle, but it appears that the driver changed the position because of space.

What to do? I went back to the road in case the owner noticed and decided to come back to my junction, but I didn't see the person 🙁.

The contents of the bag still have more things inside.

[Field Marshal of the Han Dynasty @General_Oluchi]

Are you people not bothered that a teacher, a father was beheaded by kidnappers? What will really trigger Nigerians????

[Abiodun @bin_gbada]

Christianah Akanbi is the name of the 2 years old kid in kidnappers den deep in the forest in Oyo state.

That’s a 24 month old baby.

The state & federal government has failed us!!

[khaleesi🧍🏽‍♀️ @shelovesore]

Colon (:) introduces something. You usually use it when what comes after is a list, or an explanation, or even a reveal.
An example is “she had one rule: never apologize” or “this is a list of things you should get from the market: eggs, tomatoes…”
It’s also used as the eyes in a smiley face :)

Semicolon (;) connects two complete thoughts that are related but could stand alone as separate sentences. It’s stronger than a comma but softer than a full stop.
An example is “Frank never apologized; he didn't think he was wrong”

It’s also used as the eyes in a winking face ;)

[Hauwa 🌟🌬 @Hauwa_L]

You cannot rehabilitate a person that beheads a person.

You cannot rehabilitate someone that offs people for sport.

You cannot rehabilitate someone that kidnaps and rapes children.

[KHAN'✨ @khanofkhans11_]

Fuji house of commotion.
Face to face.
Binta and friends.
Super story.
Everyday people.
Second chance.
Dear mother.
Papa Ajasco.
This life is beautiful.
I need to know.
KKB show.
Teletubbies.
So wrong so right.
Family circle.
Nowhere to be found.
Oga landlord.
Passion.
Diego and Paloma.
Catalina and Sebastian.
Bachelor.
Taxi Driver.
Paradise park.
Clinic matters.
Civilian Barack.
Tales by moonlight.
Behind the clouds.

Were you there? You are old, now.

[Dr SHRADDHEY KATIYAR @Wegiveyouhealt1]

Peak of happiness is crying, the peak of sadness is laughing, and the peak of anger is silence.

Emotions are weird.

[SAMPSOLO @Sampsolo]

@PulseNigeria247 Omoh, sometimes when I hear such news I just sit down and think about life. Everything we're struggling for can just end in one moment. It's really scary.

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Next time you wonder if you should record a moment, remember this video…

[Big_Gift @GTgiftie]

Selling cement is such a humbling business.

My father owns a cement shop, and one of his regular prayer points was:
“God abeg, send customers. Make this thing no spoil for my hand.” 😂

One day, a distributor sent 250 bags of cement to him.
As usual, it was a "take now, pay after selling" arrangement.

But this batch stayed in the shop for too long.

He managed to sell about 100 bags, but the remaining 150 just sat there like nobody wanted cement again.

Then one day, he opened the shop and discovered the cement had started caking, even though it wasn’t placed directly on the ground.
He was heartbroken.

But instead of letting it waste, he bought truckloads of sand and hired workers to mold blocks with everything left.

In fact, the entire shop was cleared just to avoid loss.

Later, the distributor called for payment, and my dad had to withdraw money from his other business to settle the debt.

After that experience, he said he was done selling cement.
He was just waiting for his shop rent to expire so he could shut everything down.

Then something unexpected happened.

During that same period, one of his old friends came to our house, saw the blocks outside, and asked if my dad wanted to sell them.

My dad said yes and just like that, he sold everything.

Then the man asked if there was still cement in the shop.

My father instantly said a quick: *“Yes” 😂😂😂

That “yes” was very fast for someone who had locked his shop for over two weeks.

To my surprise, that night my dad didn’t let the cement distributor rest.
He kept calling and shouting on the phone, begging him to make sure the truck arrived at his shop the next morning 😂😂

Anybody who says running a business is easy is lying.

Have you ever abandoned a business in a slow season, and later resumed it when opportunity showed up?

[They call me Afo @Dr_Afo]

You be Yahoo boy.
You pulled off an impressive wire scam.
You get so much money that your generation has never seen before.
You build massive house, buy cars, marry your almangiri girlfriend in a lavish wedding and open a massive store for her.
Because you don't know what to do with the excess money, you now decide to travel out.
Your mumu self has forgotten that you're an international criminal.
So as you're landing in Toronto Canada, the police are already waiting for you.
They handcuff you and take you to maximum prison immediately.
They already informed Nigerian police that they will arrest you.
Those ones did not even bother to call your family
Now your family don't know what has happened to you.
They think you're not picking call meanwhile you've been sentenced to 80 years in prison.

[Caring for Elderly Parents in Africa @ElderCareAfrica]

Safety is the main reason for that strict timekeeping and apology. Consequently, timekeeping has become a national culture since lack of timekeeping implies disaster.
In busy shared rail tracks, a train missing its time by seconds can have life saving implications:
Trains are scheduled to bypass each other, use and leave shared tracks on time to allow the next train traveling the opposite direction to use a similar track.

If one train is late or early by seconds, you do not want to imagine the result on a shared track where the train going the opposite direction just enters the shared track assuming it is free for them per their schedule.

Being late or early messes schedules for all the other trains since they change tracks at many places. The station masters and those at the main controls must now notify all the other trains of the change in time to avoid any two trains meeting on one track.

Those apologies are in order, since an apology after a disaster is hard to imagine.

[BSAT Properties @BSAT_Properties]

I was on a train in Tokyo. We stopped between stations. Announcement in Japanese, then in English: "We apologize for the delay. We will resume shortly."

The delay was maybe 3 minutes. Not a big deal.

When the train started moving again, another announcement: "We sincerely apologize for the delay. We were stopped for 3 minutes and 20 seconds. This is unacceptable. Thank you for your patience."

Three minutes and twenty seconds. They measured it exactly. And called it unacceptable.

When I got off at my stop, there were station staff on the platform bowing and handing out delay certificates.

I took one out of curiosity. It was an official document stating that the train had been delayed by 3 minutes and 20 seconds, signed and stamped.

The staff member said in English "for your employer. So they know the delay was not your fault."

I said I'm a tourist, I don't need it. He looked confused. "But the delay affected you. You deserve an apology."

Three minutes. They were treating a three-minute delay like a major incident.

Later I mentioned this to a Japanese friend. They said "oh yes, delay certificates are normal. Trains are supposed to be exactly on time. If they are late, they must apologize."

I said three minutes isn't late, it's nothing. My friend said "in Japan, three minutes is late. On time means on time. Not approximately on time."

They said the train company probably investigated why there was a 3-minute delay. "They will find the cause and fix it so it doesn't happen again."

I kept the certificate. It's framed in my apartment now. A reminder that somewhere in the world, people care about three minutes.

© 6IX.

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

This is Dr Agbai Johnson Ukwa. He is the HOD of Anatomy Department, Abia State University.

I heard he extorts his students before grading them or they must fail or get a missing script.

The government should thouroughly investigate him.

Lets restore sanity in our universities!

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

This is INNOCENT IHECHU PASCHAL (Madino) who is currently the Dean Mass Communication Faculty at Abia State University.

He allegedly engages in extorting students via handouts and sorting. Also charges up to N350k for projects.

Once students pay for the projects, he will give them what to copy and submit to him.

We are beaming lights at all universities and polytechnics.

If you are a lecturer currently extorting students by any means, you are advised to stop now.

We need to restore the glory in our universities and start producing top quality graduates to drive Africa to greatness.

[Onuh prospert @Mr_onuh508]

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