v

im cool not friendly i dont fuck w y'all

[ms.poopclapper @oregonstatepoop]

me as a mom:
“honey please put away your shoes before i kill myself, do you want mommy to kill herself?”

[v @qweeeen_v]

sorry but im not arguing with someone whose g spot is literally in their asshole

[v @qweeeen_v]

I used to tweet every thought that came to my head and now I’m BORING and scared

[goma @soigomaa]

Please stop sending men long paragraphs after they hurt you. They don't care and nothing you say will guilt trip them into caring. Take your dignity and go

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

I love it when women take it too far I’m on her side

[ꨄ︎ rain. @anxietyatrest]

true

[v @qweeeen_v]

me thinking about my body count

[princess loony @loonylilli]

just remembered my dating history..

[🪽 @iluvmssy]

i feel like if i was a boy, i would be the best boyfriend ever. like it actually cannot be that hard

[Riki @biconicwomann]

a customer couldn't decide between two desserts and her boyfriend said "just get both, it's your day" and I was like "omg is it your birthday??" and she said "no, he says that every day"

[Mark “Chad” Chadwick Jr. @hayes_elli80152]

“Noooo you can’t eat eat a rotisserie chicken and 24 beers for dinner” screams the left

[ti. @LUTTI_x]

somebody matched my freak and we almost died

[jae @tyjaaae]

I be seeing fine ass niggas on tik tok then I remember the type of niggas I like would never be making tik toks

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

When I say I’m delicate I don’t mean like a flower I mean like a bomb

[Viral vortex @Viral_vortex1]

@Mericamemed This is the world I want to live in 😂

[skyee 🍒 @skyeeebby]

as long as he’s not happy, i’m happy

[Shining Science @ShiningScience]

A once-in-a-lifetime shot — the moon perfectly framed by a rainbow. Caught at just the right time. 🌈 🌕

[v @qweeeen_v]

You kno what I’m glad men ain’t shit cause I’m not either