Ricardo Verlezza

If eyes are windows to the soul, why does it hurt when I spray Windex on them?

[The White House 45 Archived @WhiteHouse45]

President @realDonaldTrump welcomed @jguaido to the White House!

The U.S. will continue to work with our partners in the region to confront the illegitimate dictatorship in Venezuela & stand alongside the Venezuelan people to ensure a democratic, prosperous future. 🇺🇸🇻🇪

[Bill Clinton @BillClinton]

The heartbreaking violence in Venezuela must stop. I stand with President @JGuaido, the National Assembly, and the people of #Venezuela as they embrace their right to live in peace, choose their leaders, and decide their future, in harmony with their neighbors.

[Department of State @StateDept]

The United States is proud to announce the arrival of the first shipment of relief supplies being delivered in Cúcuta, Colombia for the Venezuelan people. We will continue to work with @jguaido and our partners to deliver humanitarian aid to Venezuelans in need. #EstamosUnidosVE

[Dan Carlin @HardcoreHistory]

@KillerMike The British were not the best army in the world at that time.(That was probably our allies the French,without whom the USA likely wouldn't have won-hence the Stanton line in WW1 "Lafayette we are here!"...we were repaying a national revolutionary debt...) https://t.co/pK8ZZ41E6Y

[The White House 45 Archived @WhiteHouse45]

President @realDonaldTrump has officially recognized the President of the Venezuelan National Assembly, Juan Guaido, as the Interim President of Venezuela.

[Ricardo Verlezza @r2dv]

@jeremy3eb @FOXSoccer And can someone tell him to zoom out a bit? All you can see is the winger with the ball and you can't see who is in the box on every cross!

[DPJB @dpjb83]

Heartbreaking and amazing... @HardcoreHistory

[Thrones Facts | HOTD 🐉 @Thrones_Facts]

Here is the distance Jon Snow has traveled compared to the White Walkers since the battle at Hardhome #GameofThrones

[Edward Snowden @Snowden]

#NSA knew their hacking methods were stolen last year, but refused to tell software makers how to lock the thieves out. Are they liable?

[Ricardo Verlezza @r2dv]

@jaredforshey Did you find that on the interwebs or in the real world?

[Ricardo Verlezza @r2dv]

@jaredforshey Irrelevant, you have a G. Rex!

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

If I were the architect for Trump's Wall I’d build a secret exhaust port the size of a womp rat so the rebels could save the Republic.

[Ricardo Verlezza @r2dv]

What will he swear on? The Art of the Deal? Mein Kampf? A VHS copy of Home Alone 2? Bible open to Revelations? So many choices!

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

A quick preview of my 2016 year in review. https://t.co/96XDd4RCwu

[Edward Snowden @Snowden]

When the President won't pay taxes, should the citizen?

[Ricardo Verlezza @r2dv]

@jaredforshey Where is the AFTER picture? jk, good job!

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Kids today learn about sex and Alexander Hamilton much sooner than I did.

[Ricardo Verlezza @r2dv]

We should build a wall around Rovisys and have Fenetech pay for it