Russell Patterson

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[Russell Patterson @r2patterson]

Important life lessons: when you say "for the record" it should be noted that there is not in fact an actual record. #lifelessons

[Russell Patterson @r2patterson]

@ilovenostalgia It’s hard to believe that there was one guy in the SGC whose whole job seemed to call out “Chevron 3… encoded and locked…”

[Russell Patterson @r2patterson]

Went to accept a request on LinkedIn & saw this. Thought that @ArleneDickinson would get a kick out of being the other person with @VancityReynolds having no clue as to who Ms. Dickinson was. A deep dive into her career later & I feel like I should have sent it to Mr. Reynolds

[Russell Patterson @r2patterson]

I am doing a thing on Thursday morning, so if you have ever been curious about how I spend my days, this might give you a clue.
https://t.co/eF5jhBLLpT

[Russell Patterson @r2patterson]

@topherjaynes We did a social media fast last week and the One Sec app with some iOS shortcuts makes you wait 30 seconds on your phone and then basically asks you where you head is. Seriously helpful

[Russell Patterson @r2patterson]

555 days since the headache started

I want to say something inspiring or funny or pointed and I’ve got nothing.
Just going to pick this up again today and keep going…

[Russell Patterson @r2patterson]

@j_luda @TopGunMovie But if you need a more complex reason, Maverick is pretty egocentric at this stage so would it not be possible that his ego needs it to be about him? Everything is possible due to his skill to him so if something bad happens, he might simply believe it has to be his fault.

[Russell Patterson @r2patterson]

@j_luda @TopGunMovie There are many times, Jon, that Renee and I will ask these types of questions and then just admit that this is what happened because the script needed it to happen that way to further the plot - no more complex reason than that.

[Russell Patterson @r2patterson]

@adamEsalloum “Aggressively mediocre” is an excellent review.

[Russell Patterson @r2patterson]

@andrewright17 Assuming you learn this from the history of the Tungs in Hong Kong or the East Indian Trading Company.

[Poor Mans Poison @poormanspoison]

Ahhh. Ok. So this is where we are now. We really don’t give a shit but the divisiveness this comment invokes should prolly be addressed. We live in the gray. The fuckin middle. We promote progress. Not hate. Don’t listen then. #caremuch

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

having a king is going to take some getting used to. we’re used to our monarch moving as far as they want in any direction but now it’s just one square at a time. much higher chance of being killed by a horse

[Russell Patterson @r2patterson]

@j_luda @pettus89 There goes Ludovina quoting the Simariliion again

[Russell Patterson @r2patterson]

@SallieGHammett Hammett just starting a flame war amongst people who talk really fast

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

I’ve started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes.

It’s all about raisin awareness.

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

I’m reading a horror book in Braille.

Something bad is going to happen.

I can feel it.

[Dave Kline @dklineii]

One Father's Day, when I was 9, my Dad asked me to hop in the car.

We drove to an elementary school. It was Sunday at 11 am. Inside the gym, cigarette smoke filled the air as three dozen adults milled about.

Confused, he told me to sit.

[Russell Patterson @r2patterson]

@MalyndaHale I am not a psychopath

[Russell Patterson @r2patterson]

This is what the culture tells you, what the world needs you to believe.

But the Gospel says:

Someone came to save you.
Someone came to help.
Someone is with you right this moment fighting for you.
It was never up to you, because you could never do it.
Rest in His finished work

[Tim Kennedy @TimKennedyMMA]

No one is coming to save you.
No one is coming to help.
No one is going to come and fight for you.
It’s all up to you.
Prepare for that.