Christopher Jaynes (parody of sorts)

Tweets are my own and first should be considered parody and secondly considered awesome.

[Christopher Jaynes (parody of sorts) @topherjaynes]

Lazy Sunday mornings are where over caffeinating is a luxury not a requirement.

[Christopher Jaynes (parody of sorts) @topherjaynes]

Haha, I also can't get over using X; it feels like I am letting you feel your own value there! Happy New Year, old friends!

[Christopher Jaynes (parody of sorts) @topherjaynes]

It's a weird day to log back into X after a while and (gasp) even post something... Threads has been fine, but most of the time, Threads feed talks about X, but today, X is talking about Threads. I guess whatever platform we choose will always be talking about the other one!

[Christopher Jaynes (parody of sorts) @topherjaynes]

update, he handled it WAYYYYY better then I thought he would. Never been prouder. Also thanks for all the dm, appreciate you all.

[Christopher Jaynes (parody of sorts) @topherjaynes]

Ugh logged back in here to ask for a favor; does anyone know any Pokemon card dealers out there? Or reputable sites? We washed our the kid's special set that he built over 5 years... to be fair he left it in his pocket, but feel gutted about it.

[Christopher Jaynes (parody of sorts) @topherjaynes]

@aseba brutal

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These gender reveals are getting out of control.

[Joe Bruno @JoeBrunoWSOC9]

Folks, this is the Charlotte area's fourth paint spill since April 2016 but for the first time the paint is pink!

[Caitlyn Yaede (she/her) @caitlyn_yaede]

The front page of tomorrow's @dailytarheel –

I shed many tears while typing up these heart-wrenching text messages sent and received by UNC students yesterday. Our campus was on lockdown for more than three hours.

Beyond proud of this cover and the team behind it.

[sara PRE-ORDER THE RED SACRAMENT 7.7.26 hinkley @boneysoups]

everything I do I’m chasing this high

[Christopher Jaynes (parody of sorts) @topherjaynes]

@statpumpkin 👀

[Christopher Jaynes (parody of sorts) @topherjaynes]

@JWLevitt Thanks for all the content!👊

[Christopher Jaynes (parody of sorts) @topherjaynes]

@JWLevitt Maybe inter-splicing the hype with talk tracks. Lots of beats, but you could easily break up and make engaging with the overall message, though I will watch run hype all day, the larger audience needs some words every now and then?

[Christopher Jaynes (parody of sorts) @topherjaynes]

@JWLevitt Great hype overall. A couple of thoughts:
* Great summary at the end. Is there a better intro to what you're about to see?
* I don't mind cursing, but if you're going to bleep it, don't make that the first 4 secs. What's a better welcome/hook?
* any CTA at the end?

[Christopher Jaynes (parody of sorts) @topherjaynes]

@AlmostMedia @MatthewRideout @J__Cub @nikitabier @WHOOP I keep extra foam plugs on my nightstand to put in when they fall out 😂

[Christopher Jaynes (parody of sorts) @topherjaynes]

@HarryStebbings Not sure if it's been suggested, but find a local shop, they'll help you try on and usually let you get on a treadmill. Worth the time and extra $$ to get the right shoe

[Christopher Jaynes (parody of sorts) @topherjaynes]

PSA: you can mute the ads audio at the gas station pump. Usually 2nd button on right but just push

[Christopher Jaynes (parody of sorts) @topherjaynes]

@DanGrover It was one of the first “high brow” beers I had in college, but yea not great. Maybe could argue the seasonal Christmas ale…

[Christopher Jaynes (parody of sorts) @topherjaynes]

@JWLevitt

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@DanPaul000 @unicorn @markdono @nomadicmatt What about getting the insurance on it as an extra cover?

[Jonathan Levitt @JWLevitt]

Fast women of Boulder: not seeing a lot of women on the sub 5 or pro/elite starting list for Mile High Mile on Saturday.
I'll cover your entry if any of y'all are chasing sub 5 or the elite wave!

[Christopher Jaynes (parody of sorts) @topherjaynes]

@jmckinven @ugmonk dang you beat me to it! Was for sure fun to follow!