Ryan probably

On an eternal search for Fries Cuatro Quesos Dos Fritos.

[Ryan probably @r8yan8]

It's 2019 but let's not forget that Jack
Johnson's music still slaps

[Karis °•♡•° @kwehzy]

We need to start making ChatGPT users feel embarrassed. My sister said she used it to write a thank you message the other day and I laid into her. Arent you embarrassed that you cant find the words to properly thank someone without a program telling you how?

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Same company:

[barbarism critic @barbarismcrit]

This “fuck norms, I’ll do what I want since trump does” attitude never applies to scrapping the filibuster, overriding the parliamentarian, threatening Manchin to pass BBB, canceling student debt. When you ask libs why he didn’t do any of that it’s “well, he’s not a dictator”

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

if we’d actually known how disinterested some of the key stakeholders really were in winning this election we may as well have spun the wheel on a third party or two. do not ever, ever let the democratic party tell you it’s your fault ever again. it's not

[Modern Rome in Freefall 🇵🇸 @ljmontello]

I'm looking forward to hearing who on Kamala's team was responsible for muzzling Tim Walz on speaking about any issue that would actually help people and risk winning the election.

[Current Affairs @curaffairs]

The correct interpretation of this map is not that America is a conservative country, but that the kind of vacuous, unprincipled centrism Kamala Harris practices is not popular.

[AshleyStevens @The_Acumen]

If I wanted a Republican in office or in power, I would have voted for them! Democrats are perpetual losers who continually insist Republicans are fascists that want to take away our rights, while also saying how proud they are to have them in their administration.

[vince @vincestaples]

We don't get gas like this no more

[Phil Erwitt Girth @TheKeefBrown]

I keep telling y'all the man has divided the single wing into two parts and charging us more for a PERCEIVED preference thereby dividing us as a PEOPLE all while reaping inflated profits

[Sana Saeed @SanaSaeed]

ok here’s my fave clip from Dinosaurs from when the show gave a succinct and accessible breakdown of Marxist theory while pushing an anti-carceral approach to crime reduction

[ryan 🤿 @scubaryan_]

looney tunes ass fall i would’ve moved zoos

[alli fitz ⋆˚✿˖° @allicatttx]

ARTHUR WHAT THE FUK😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[richard @richard_normal]

i go to the sink. i fill my glass with clean healthful room temperature municipal tap water. i down the glass in 5.6 seconds. i refill my glass and take patient, measured sips over the next 30 minutes. this is the elite water routine backed by medical science. learn.

[Kat Abughazaleh @KatAbughazaleh]

Hamas is 37 years old, so could someone at the White House clarify if he’s talking about Arabs, Muslims, or brown people in general here?

[Sulaiman Ahmed @ShaykhSulaiman]

James Cameron: "In Star Wars the good guys are the rebels, they're using asymmetric warfare against a highly organized empire, I think we call those guys terrorists today."

George Lucas: "When I did it they were Vietcong. That was the whole point."

[Viathan 🔆 @VermilViathan]

anyway it sure would be a shame if this went mega viral https://t.co/5uum1sXs5p