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[Moana @ladynationalist]

Can YRF ever come up with something original?

Aditya Dhar has raised the bar so high that even the Khan gang can’t cross it.

[Rajveer. @RajveerRVSFan]

First scene aur wo bhi copy lol #Alpha

[Akshat Shrivastava @Akshat_World]

Guys, come to Dubai: you will see Indians being extremely civilized, helpful and organized.

They follow rules there.
Because, they know that rules work.

There is nothing wrong with the Indian DNA.
We just need a better system.

[Random Variable @rVariableE]

@Shahrcasm They should paint the entire pavement

[AIN @Tejusurya_]

There used to be a time when mixing an inferior quality product was called adulteration; now it is called blending.

[Random Variable @rVariableE]

The Fitbit Air is great for at least 80% of thr people in US and 50 % of the people worldwide !!
@googlehealth sucks though !! Hope it is fixed soon as it’s just a software !!

[Ian Zelbo @ianzelbo]

The new Siri AI would seem really impressive 3 years ago

[Mark Gurman @markgurman]

The gag here with this Siri demo is that Rockwell is showing use case after use case that should have worked for the last decade -- only for them to actually work this time. Huge win.

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

Make F1 not gay again

[Random Variable @rVariableE]

@MKBHD disappointing

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

Feels like most of the rest of the MacOS changes are small tweaks like quicker app launching, tweaked icons and display rendering, faster AirDrops, optimized CPU scheduler. So, you know... a software update 🤓

[Chad Moran @ChadMoran]

Amex Gold card holders. This is your monthly reminder to add $7 to your Dunkin card.

[Gaz @stoolsalesguy]

Miami needs to figure it out. It could be like this but instead they race around a parking lot of a football stadium 30 min away from the water.

[Huzaifa @LordHuzaifaa]

Pardon my lack of F1 knowledge, but why do people even watch Monaco GP race day? If the winner is already decided by track position, as overtaking is nearly impossible.

[Andrew Lynch @andrewglynch]

My main concern with all this lifemaxxing is: to what end?

You do this elaborate effort to optimise your life to the nth degree so that you can… create more content about optimising your life?

[Sriram Krishnan @sriramk]

🇺🇸🚀 SOME NEWS: I'll be leaving my role at the White House at the end of this month. After a break I’ll be working on helping tackle some of the large challenges facing America on AI (more on that later).

It is hard to express how big a privilege it has been to serve the American people and how grateful I am to have had the opportunity to do so.

First and foremost, it has been an honor to serve under President @realDonaldTrump . Without his leadership, we would not be leading in the AI race.

Second, I owe a lot to the person I’ve worked mostly closely with over the last 18 months - @DavidSacks . His continuing advocacy for America winning on AI has been and continues to be crucial.

Some key public accomplishments from last year I’m proud of

1. Architecting and publishing the American AI Action Plan - charting the course for America to win on AI and helping execute on that for the last year.

2. The AI acceleration partnerships to help American AI stack win globally.

3. The National AI Policy Framework for Artificial Intelligence executive order (forming the basis for working with the Hill this year)

4. Advocating for the American AI stack with our allies globally (the AI summits in France and India, state visits to the UK, the Middle East and more)

So what’s next?

The past 18 months have given me a front row seat to this critical moment on AI facing America and our allies. Whether it is energy, data centers or a clear path for Americans to experience the benefits of AI, there are many tough issues we all need to navigate together. I plan on building institutions that help tackle some of those challenges for America and its allies.

I want to thank many others who have helped along the way in the administration : Kevin Hassett, @mkratsios47 , CoS @SusieWiles47 , VP @JDVance , @StevenCheung47 , Sec Bessent, Sec Lutnick, Sec Rubio and @jacobhelberg , @USWREMichael , Josh Gruenbaum, Watson Fagan, Ryan Baasch, Jeff Kessler, Alexei Bulazel, DepSec Landau, DepSec Dabar, Will Scharf, Taylor Budowich, @JamesBlairUSA , @elonmusk and many, many others. You know who you are and I know I’ll continue to see you a lot more.

Most of all, I want to thank @aarthir on supporting everything and being part of this unexpected but amazing journey from last January. None of this would be possible without her.

This journey has been the privilege of a lifetime and shown me how special this country is and how it needs all of us to contribute in anyway we can - and I plan on continuing to do just that.

🇺🇸

[Haydos🛡️ @GovindIstOdraza]

The empty crowd is the main reason. Can't blame BCCI for that.

The only blame we can put on BCCI for is they are not making 5 permanent ground for test matches like Aus. They'll only play in Optus, Gabba, Adelaide Oval, MCG and SCG, meanwhile BCCI didn't even host BGT matches in Wankhede and Edan Garden. Literally two of our most popular and iconic ground with so many iconic test matches there

[Ryan Petersen @typesfast]

During a pitch a prominent VC once told us the market size for global logistics was only $6B.

My CFO’s response: “So you’re saying it’s smaller than the market for USB cables?”

[Skep Chef @ii_analyze]

if you live in Texas and i know your name, then i can pull your address up in two minutes using your county’s appraisal district website using a lookup by owner name.

if you’re a homeowner, then your address is essentially public information

[AIN @Tejusurya_]

Watched Shark Tank India, Saw 10 pitches back to back 9 of them were related to food and 1 was a fraud.