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[עומר בבאי omer babai @omerbabai]

כל זה היה נמנע אם מנכ״ל אנבידיה היה משלים את הלומדה למניעת הטרדה מינית ואתיקה ארגונית

[Vince Dao @VinceDaoTV]

Genuinely one of the dumbest hit pieces ever.

- He’s flying to his kid’s football games, not crazy at all. You’re mad because he’s a good dad?
- He can’t fly commercial because it’s literally illegal for the Sec of State to do so. Do you want your flight getting hijacked because Marco is on it, dumbass?
- $1.2 Million over 2 years is an incredibly small number for government spending and even government travel. All the private jet flights and security and he only costs $1.2 million? What an efficient guy.

This is so stupid, but it’s meant to appeal to the many NPCs who don’t know how anything works — yet they are voting.

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

WOW. Montgomery County Council in Maryland just passed a bill that BANS former ICE and CBP agents from being hired for public-facing county departments.

It was passed unanimously.

How is this legal?? @CivilRights

[High Yield Harry @HighyieldHarry]

Bill is a brutal contra

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

Mississippi Senator Cindy Hyde-Smith on election night:

“I blocked Scott Colom from being a judge, and you blocked him from being a senator.”

Hyde-Smith went on to say:

“And Kamala Harris learned a lesson that we may not quite enjoy her company in Mississippi. I think she learned that.”

[Vedant 🥀 @vedant_twts]

why so much importance to rajni sir and DMK wig guy bro uploaded 3/4 pic with them

[((OVO⁶𓅓)) Eve🏳️‍⚧️ @Eveeeeeeeee302]

I lived long enough to see Nick Fuentes experience chud fatigue

[Sheel Mohnot @pitdesi]

Omg

@AdamNeumann admittedly was legendary at pitching his office space company.

[AF Post @AFpost]

Katie Wiles, daughter of former White House Chief of Staff Susie Wiles, is a partner at Continental Strategy, whose reported federal lobbying income rose from $1.8 million in 2024 to more than $27 million in 2025 and reached $35.7 million in the first nine months of 2026.

Continental promoted Katie to director in its Jacksonville and DC offices on November 8, 2024, one day after President-elect Trump named her mother chief of staff. The promotion added lobbying and business development to her existing communications role.

The firm holds a $35,000-a-month lobbying contract with the government of Republika Srpska, the pro-Russian Bosnian Serb entity. During an August 2026 trip that Continental says was for a separate US corporate client, Katie was photographed holding a rifle at a shooting range alongside the entity’s interior minister, Željko Budimir.

On September 21, 2026, Susie Wiles met at the White House with Željka Cvijanović, the Serb member of Bosnia and Herzegovina’s three-member presidency. A White House official says Continental partner Alex Garcia, not Katie, arranged the meeting.

The developments come amid allegations by former HHS senior adviser and MAHA advocate Calley Means that Susie Wiles’s office stalled MAHA policies while courting industry money for the midterms. Means also says Continental’s revenue surge was “tied to Katie Wiles working there.”

A Wiles spokesperson calls the claims “outrageous, defamatory, and provably false.” Continental calls the claims about the firm “inaccurate and baseless.”

Follow: @AFpost

[Ross Douthat @Douthat60]

My extended interview with President Trump:
https://t.co/RON9JoL5zs

[NPC_ @MsControversy11]

Sharing a border with 2 of the most sneaky/unethical states in the world.. i.e Pakistan & China...means Indians have evolved to smell the Chinese/Pakistani influence on folks from miles away.

[Andrew Côté @Andercot]

There were signs

[I’m NotDevinsMom Moron @NotDevinsMom]

For the love of god no.

[Pix🔎 @PixBuilds]

How To Tell If Your Girlfriend Is A Spy:

[PreRich (World’s biggest Dick: 100CM) @0xprerich]

Im a defense contractor for lockheed martin and would like to make your acquaintance.

My followers can attest to this, they come from top global defense companies Palantir, Raytheon, Rheinmetal

[InGenious 2.0 @Bees_Kut]

Chinese DeepState: Did you honeytrap the Indian businessman?

Spy: Yes sir

CDS: What information you have got?

Spy: I have got the formula to their jeera soda and their expansion plans in dairy industry

[Vivi @vivilinsv]

Photos said to be shared by Alice Huang (Huang Le) from her own WeChat feed - almost like she was showing off and wanted people to know that she had special relationship with Jensen.

Shouldn’t a spy be more low-key and cautious than this?

[United Airlines @united]

Washington, D.C., your new concourse is here featuring:

✈️ 14 new United gates
🌸 The second-largest United Club in the world
📏 435,000 square feet in the concourse
🚊 Direct AeroTrain access, making it easier to move through the airport
🕹️ An immersive video gaming lounge
👷‍♂️ This is the first of four planned Concourse E construction phases, with future Concourse E phases expected to add up to 36 more United gates, along with plans for one of the largest United Polaris lounges in the world

Open tomorrow at @Dulles_Airport.

[Zach Griff @ZachGriff]

Introducing the newest and nicest @United Club yet.

40,000 square feet, 630 seats, and a stunning design. Opens tomorrow in Washington Dulles.

[Neal Augenstein @AugensteinWTOP]

Sneak peak of new Concourse E, opening this week at Dulles Airport. Will serve United Airlines. 14 new gates, restaurants.