Abbas Razaghpanah, Ph.D.

Senior Data Scientist at Cisco ThousandEyes, Research Scientist at @icsiatberkeley. Networking, security, and privacy.

[Abbas Razaghpanah, Ph.D. @r_panah]

PhD students, listen up. I'm going to talk about some behaviors by advisors that are not okay, but some students might not know that are not okay. Thread (1/n).

[Abbas Razaghpanah, Ph.D. @r_panah]

@rachee_singh These are gorgeous! 😍I bet they’re delicious too.

[Claire E. Aubin? @ceaubin]

Academic reimbursement culture is the actual bane of my existence. It is truly one of the worst things about academia, which is really saying something

[Daniel Khashabi 🕊️ @DanielKhashabi]

Life update: Thrilled to announce that I will join Johns Hopkins University @jhuclsp @jhucompsci @JohnsHopkins as an assistant professor of computer science in the fall! This is an honor of a lifetime and I will do my best to rise to the occasion.

[Abbas Razaghpanah, Ph.D. @r_panah]

@mharoon_ I’ve been looking for a study like this for some time now. Great job summarizing the key points!

[Babs @hell0babs]

I got laid off yesterday from a job I really liked, for people I really liked. Just a reminder that you’re disposable as soon as they decide you are. Stop working late. Stop reading emails after hours. Stop working on weekends. A job is income to live your life, not your life.

[Abbas Razaghpanah, Ph.D. @r_panah]

@forexposure_txt @hiccorino ?

[Abbas Razaghpanah, Ph.D. @r_panah]

@phillipa_gill @shinyoung_cho Congratulations!!! Omg 🍾🍾🍾🎉🎉🎉

[Abbas Razaghpanah, Ph.D. @r_panah]

@narseo @IMDEA_Networks Super happy for you! Congratulations! 🍾🎈🎉

[Abbas Razaghpanah, Ph.D. @r_panah]

@NP_tokumei Congratulations! 🎈🎉🎊

[Abbas Razaghpanah, Ph.D. @r_panah]

@ashkanb0 😂

[Phillipa Gill @phillipa_gill]

Measurement Lab is seeking three Research Fellows! Opportunity for funding to work on M-Lab data and systems :) https://t.co/MWlkFlKRpD

[Abbas Razaghpanah, Ph.D. @r_panah]

@ncweaver @noplasticshower That’s fair. I’m curious to know if a Tesla drivetrain (especially the rear end) will fit in.

[Abbas Razaghpanah, Ph.D. @r_panah]

@ncweaver @noplasticshower *LS swap 😁

[Abbas Razaghpanah, Ph.D. @r_panah]

@paraacha @zubair_shafiq @SulemanAhmadd @grittygrease @marwanfayed That’s awesome! 👏

[Abbas Razaghpanah, Ph.D. @r_panah]

@DistributedDave @USENIXSecurity @Facebook @ewust Congratulations! 🎊

[Phillipa Gill @phillipa_gill]

Check out SystemsResearch@Google! New team shaping the future of hyperscalar systems https://t.co/UgOqs7QA0i

[Systems Papers Minus Context @sysminuscontext]

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[Abbas Razaghpanah, Ph.D. @r_panah]

@proffnes @jingjing_ren Congratulations to you and both of them! 🍾🎊

[Abbas Razaghpanah, Ph.D. @r_panah]

@fisadev @ncweaver Oh I agree. Like Ivermectin, machine learning (and AI in general) is useful for certain things. However, the problem is people who don't understand how or why it works try to apply it to problems it can't solve, just like with Ivermectin.
Also, it was a joke.