Rachel Bennett

Once described as “able to be mellifluously hectoring.” RN, screw top porch pounder. I like nerds & my sense of humor is my strongest muscle. She/her 💕💜💙

[Rachel Bennett @rabennett77]

@clhubes When my son was about 2 1/2 I said “I really love you” and he said “I really love Lighting McQueen”

[Sam Freedman @Samfr]

It's kind of incredible that Barack Obama can be one of the best political speakers we've seen this century and still not be the best speaker in his own family.

[Rachel Bennett @rabennett77]

@nachomamarn Birthday month is not over

[Rachel Bennett @rabennett77]

@nachomamarn We have beef

[Rachel Bennett @rabennett77]

@ohheyrt Efficient.

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

💯

[Rachel Bennett @rabennett77]

@heywardboyce @michaelharriot Come on now. We have a lot of great restaurants in town.

[Rachel Bennett @rabennett77]

@ohnonotjames @nachomamarn There’s James’s can-do attitude

[Rachel Bennett @rabennett77]

@nachomamarn Whale juice
WHALE juice

[Rachel Bennett @rabennett77]

Absolutely

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

I watched this 100 times 😂😂😂🔥🔥

https://t.co/g8tmW0rpDg

[Rachel Bennett @rabennett77]

@nachomamarn @TheFlowerShow Oooooo I hope you got it

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

"childless woman" is such an 19th-century-ass insult. what else you got. do I render inferior tallow? do my cabbages grow pale and blemished? does the quality of my sock-darning bring shame upon my father's name?

[Rachel Bennett @rabennett77]

@nachomamarn Yes but also I want her to be wearing a mask

[Rachel Bennett @rabennett77]

THE SPEED AT WHICH YOUR DOCTOR MOVES IS NOT SOMETHING I CAN CONTROL.
I can sometimes influence, at best. Screaming at nurses and then being well-behaved for the MD is super common and super gross. You are not a nice person.

[Rachel Bennett @rabennett77]

@ohnonotjames @nachomamarn Except… i feel like you’d choose something better than everclear
But yes, you are the winner.

[Rachel Bennett @rabennett77]

@nachomamarn @lori_socal @clhubes This is right up there with his first experience with vomiting at age 4 “this is disgusting! I do not choose this!” as one of my favorite things he has said.

[Rachel Bennett @rabennett77]

@nachomamarn @RanaAwdish It’s pretty great

[Rachel Bennett @rabennett77]

@ohheyrt Oooooooooo I looooooove the new ones

[Rachel Bennett @rabennett77]

@JaneMuir__ @UVASON @PamCiprianoRN Excellent work, Ms Jane