Rabia kapoor

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This is so so so exciting! Thank you so much @GalleyBeggars

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It's 15:00, 26 January 2024 - and with thanks to our clever, attentive and generous judges (@AlexClark3, @tomowolade, @STomaselli and Chigozie Obioma), as well as to all of those writers who submitted this year – we’re delighted to announce the 2023/24 Short Story Prize longlist:

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Made bolognese for my parents and they keep calling it keema this is devastating

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That time of year

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People I was with were laughing because they saw a sign that said PMS Public School but I thought they said KMS public school and I was like idk what your laughing about that’s what my friends call me

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Hot girl walk ❌ Bombay meri jaan walk ✅

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Hmmmm much to drink about

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Working in a school has unlocked a new fear: I could never have kids because what if they’re boring?

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Was Bridesmaids the last good chick flick?

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Does living in Bombay mean regularly making enemies w people you have 500 mutuals with????

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I want to write a poem but all I have is the feeling and nothing left to say

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Hey man I’m beginning to suspect that every poem is a prayer

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I could knit a sweater out of your voice

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How have ugly people found love and I haven’t

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Remember five minutes into Royals when Bhumi outran a whole horse for no reason

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So hopeful these days I read “installation” as “inshallah”

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Began working in a school and immediately stopped dressing for the male gaze and started dressing for the student gaze. I want the kids approval so bad

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American comedy boutta get a WHOLE lot more relatable to Indian audiences

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Resisting the urge to ask ChatGPT if it’s mad at me

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I’m not pretty enough to not know how to drive

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@haircutterer I’m a perfectionist

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I own too many things that run out of charge