rabid monkey

let's all pretend I wrote witty things and clever stuff here. She/her

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If we interact on Twitter enough that it seems strange that I'm not following you, or if you followed me and I didn't follow back: I compartmentalize my Twitter experience with a series of lists. Almost everyone I'm actually following are my irl friends and family.

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@Humorous617 @lesbianvaultz Neither of my parents made it to adulthood with both their parents still alive.

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@Humorous617 @lesbianvaultz My family does indeed have shit genes, thank you very much.

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@slxthkween @Anonymous_jane9 How dare people use anecdotal evidence in response to your anecdotal evidence 🙄

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@Kom933792271092 @yasminesummanx I'm going to assume you meant that it wasn't well known that he was queer and Indian. Because the idea that you actually meant Freddie Mercury wasn't famous hurts my brain.

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@LoveWinsInEnd The dress hangup makes me think she might object to athletic shoes with a suit, but they're cute.

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@ChristiansSTDT Yeah, I'm sure he got his shit rocked for being a Christian and not for being an antagonistic asshole.

I mean, my local pride event was sponsored by like 3 different churches, so maybe the gays just give back the energy you give them.

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@garvvee @co2goldy I have a buddy whose birthday is in February, so it's not unusual for the best day for me to buy him dinner for it is valentine's. Very confusing to servers when I reach for the check.

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@tugce190333 68

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@lilmommysalami That seems less weird to me than when I thought you meant England/Scotland/Wales, and now I'm wondering if that says something about my ideas about Japanese culture or if I'm just that inured to UK sports fans.

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@HighlighterEpic @onyx_cat27 @bennydrillwife @Theveripost Yeah, it's more like men's and women's leagues in darts, billiards, etc.

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@babooshkanian @viktorv085 I doubt it, but that would be the most accurate. Huge numbers of women get diagnosed with autism only after having revelations during their kid's diagnosis.

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@telephonehigh @pueringeniosus You are not getting the concert experience watching it, your friend is not getting the concert experience by being distracted with filming/facetiming, and they're probably also screwing up the concert experience for those around them.

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@JerbearFreeman @telephonehigh Sadly, that's actually their point. Mad because they can't tag along with a friend on FaceTime without buying a ticket.

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@LoveWinsInEnd I never think to wear sunscreen unless I'm going to the local amusement/water park, because that's the only place I ever got burnt (despite being slathered in spf50.) But I also never really wore tanktops until the last few years, so I keep forgetting my shoulders are vulnerable.

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@LoveWinsInEnd I'm not sure if they were actually giving out sunscreen. They were applying it to a guy when I walked past at one point, but it might have been his and he just needed help reaching his back.

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@LoveWinsInEnd Unfortunately, I did not bother with sunscreen, and now I have the pink shoulders and cheeks to prove it.

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@LoveWinsInEnd I think Indy pride is next weekend. I'm down in Evansville.

I'm back at my apartment now, but am planning to head back downtown around sunset for the headliner drag show.

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The sun is homophobic (I got a little sunburned at pride.)