carwy 🦝

except i don't newports

[carwy 🦝 @rabiesvax]

heyyy

[carwy 🦝 @rabiesvax]

restaurant industry guy trynna talk to me about wine i said yeah i love that one it's very grape forward he said EXACTLY

[carwy 🦝 @rabiesvax]

i'm the fattest bitch at the function omgggggg

[Anakin Skywanker @DarthBater97]

Dirty talking with multiple guys at once through a walkie talkie:

[carwy 🦝 @rabiesvax]

@haleybaysic glad i left wtf

[carwy 🦝 @rabiesvax]

hearing the PA at work say "it was kind of nothing burger" after looking through a patient's chart

[carwy 🦝 @rabiesvax]

my dude the morning after a friends bday: "i had a dream we were eating chipotle out of a tonka truck"

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

i miss the guy i dated 2 months ago who would wake up so hungover in the morning he would say stuff like “i need a fucking rocket ship to the moon”

[carwy 🦝 @rabiesvax]

trying to get the dude im talking to and his roommate to watch challengers with me. concepts of a plan

[carwy 🦝 @rabiesvax]

WHERE DID UNCLE GO

[carwy 🦝 @rabiesvax]

mixed a new spf and moisturizer and now my face is red and burns lol guess i can jus skip blush

[carwy 🦝 @rabiesvax]

on my period and my patient died and i haven't slept and just got invited to a BREWERY to watch THE GAME.... ohhhhhh yippeee maybe ill get a root canal on my way

[VIXEN @vixenidiot]

texted the avoidant guy and he avoided me

[carwy 🦝 @rabiesvax]

@piggykropotkin me neither king speak yo truth

[carwy 🦝 @rabiesvax]

panda dunks at cooper's hawk is crazy

[carwy 🦝 @rabiesvax]

I texted you for the first time since 2024. You read it instantly. I didn't get a reply. I cooked dinner for someone else tonight.

[carwy 🦝 @rabiesvax]

mid 50s wife at airport with lululemon fanny pack arguing w her husband bc he bought peanut m&ms

[carwy 🦝 @rabiesvax]

@36DD__ ya and it tasted like twisted tea lemonade

[carwy 🦝 @rabiesvax]

cousins friend i've had a crush on for 4 years who has never even flicked a piece of dust in my direction until now spent the night last night 🤭😵‍💫

[carwy 🦝 @rabiesvax]

& yes he is a medium length haired brunette with pierced ears

[carwy 🦝 @rabiesvax]

messaging my doctor to ask for an emotional support animal letter and specifying that my cat's pet rent is $25 and he hasn't chipped in a single time