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Creative at @redblugraphics, likes snow and beers, dislikes celery.

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@Billbo57 What, to the moon? 😄

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@UrbanExplorerr 'Photoshop Beta Generative AI Untitled1'

[This Is My Glasgow @is_glasgow]

I don't usually retweet things, but this is too good! 🤣

Will need to check out this plaque in the morning (I don't think it was there when I was up at the locks earlier in the week).

#glasgow #elephants #maryhill #forthandclydecanal #AprilFoolsDay2023 @scottishcanals

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@HSouthwellFE Does it come in different thicknesses or is it always as thin as possible to be as light as possible?

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@IsItTrue_false A vicious rumour

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@KaylaPainter @emmacatnip Only thing I would add to this is that when I did it for domestic post the other day the link to view and print my labels was broken to begin with. Sorted itself out by the following morning though 👍

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@SOTSPodcast Scream Aim Squirt 😐

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@pilotbeeruk @JeansAndSheux scenes

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@grantybear Oooft

[Olaf Falafel @OFalafel]

🏴‍☠️ /🎅🏻

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@NoContextBrits Pretty sure it's Sofa King.

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@NoContextBrits The Bellend in the Stone 😱

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@McDonalds am or pm?

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@ScuderiaFerrari

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Coronation courtesy of #dalle https://t.co/N84yK1bvQU

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So good #dalle. The tool my brain has been waiting for... Introducing Synthwave Donkey Ride https://t.co/98ROdIoKVi

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Ummmm.. yup. #dalle https://t.co/vCKDe98A8L

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@scottishgas is there an email address I should be sending queries to? There is not one immediately obvious on the website. I need information about how a final bill amount has been calculated. Thanks.

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

Sir Rod Stewart reveals it was HIS idea to add a little arrow to the dashboard icon to remind you which side the petrol cap is on.

“You’re fucking welcome!” he laughed

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Two-word horror stories:

Eye contact
Lunch meeting
No biscuits
Live chat
Surprise party
Planned engineering
Sing along
Conference call
Signal failure
Price cap
Team building
Energy bill
Leadership race
Unexpected item
Microwave tea
Meter reading
Pop round
Quick word
Tax return