Regulus A. Black

This account is owned by the Black family's last decent male heir and his forever loyal House Elf Kreacher. TOUJOURS PUR

[Draco Abraxas Malfoy @dracoabraxas]

Paranormal Blacktivity sounds like a typical day on Twitter with @RABTweets and @The_Bellatrix. And Sirius, I suppose, if I spoke to him.

[Regulus A. Black @RABTweets]

@ScaScaScabior MY NAME IS REGULUS BLACK! PEASANT!

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@Jane_Lestrange Why do I only attract trollops that can't type? #Kreacher #comemakethishobagdie #migraine

[Regulus A. Black @RABTweets]

@Jane_Lestrange What? That you're REALLY dense? Yeah honey, take your drama someplace else, I've got Snatcher asses to pinch.

[Regulus A. Black @RABTweets]

@Jane_Lestrange Uhm, scuse me bitch? I'm already dead, you know #locket, #Inferilake? So why don't you just jog on.

[Regulus A. Black @RABTweets]

@ScaScaScabior VOLDEMORT. #earlyYule

[Regulus A. Black @RABTweets]

RT if you think the word "seriously" should be replaced with "regulusly."

[Regulus A. Black @RABTweets]

@NDoraTonks @rscrimgeour He is reallllyyyyy gooood.

[Regulus A. Black @RABTweets]

@sadisticbella So why weren't you in the chair next to him? #peckingorder

[Regulus A. Black @RABTweets]

@sadisticbella Yes this is true, and his opinions don't matter I guess. Except to the DL because he's his right hand...

[Regulus A. Black @RABTweets]

@sadisticbella I don't want to know! He's creepy and I have a weak stomach and...blegh.

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@sadisticbella You with your legs behind your neck. @SSnape80 said your twat has the texture of the Whomping Willow and I can't stop puking.

[Regulus A. Black @RABTweets]

@sadisticbella Apparently I don't have the stomach to bear that mental image. #itlookslikeanoldmanblowingabubble #Kreachergetthebigpail

[Regulus A. Black @RABTweets]

@RScrimgeour @ndoratonks @deenpointe So, Rufus, you're single then?

[Regulus A. Black @RABTweets]

@NDoraTonks Sure! I'll have Kreacher pack my things!

[Regulus A. Black @RABTweets]

@The_Bellatrix You'd hump a hippogriff if it had a pink wig!

[Regulus A. Black @RABTweets]

@The_Bellatrix Oh like you're any better you adulterous knob gobbling tramp! #Imoutofzoloft #creys

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@RScrimgeour Die in a hole grandpa! And leave my second cousin @NDoraTonks alone you great dick faced prat!

[Regulus A. Black @RABTweets]

@RScrimgeour @the_bellatrix @ndoratonks You're a giant fuzzy jerk Rufus.

[Regulus A. Black @RABTweets]

Why am I at the #Tonkshomeforwaywarddeatheaters?! I'm the only reason Voldemort died! Me and that slow kid with glasses and a scar.