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patron saint of raccoons

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@imi_kms Could be It's always sunny in Philadelphia

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Fuck, marry, or kirk?

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DERRY GIRLS NOT IN THE 100?

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

The best TV show of the 21st century is 30 Rock. Prestige is fake. Tina Fey should be carved into a mountain. We can debate her flaws the way we debate Abraham Lincoln's suspension of habeas corpus.

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Murrewrey Brewery

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Fucktose intolerant

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@GeorgeStevens11 Chewy got chewed

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@KubrickPoint Now imagine if this guy was a method actor

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@poopandpee333 I object, women like treats

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The reason why no k e went to his time travel party is because they knew about his involvement in the Epstein island stuff

[New Scientist @newscientist]

A new biography of Stephen Hawking gets to grips with a complicated man https://t.co/GLD2kU6Rpj

[🍁 Guywithlibrary (retired) @guywithlibrary]

The first step in generating consent to war and genocide is to dehumanise a population. Israelis did it with Palestinians, Americans did it with Afghans and Iraqis and now they are trying to portray Yemenis as no good druggies so no one feels bad when they massacre them

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Many people think that the words “Artificial Intelligence” are inaccurate, and very ineloquent, relative to AI, or Artificial Intelligence. A far more elegant and accurate description of this new phenomena would be Superior Intelligence (SI) or, Extreme Intelligence (EI) or, Supreme Intelligence (SI). This is a Poll, and I would appreciate everybody voting! Which is the best name for this ever growing “Revolution?” President DONALD J. TRUMP

[raccoon @raccacooni]

I wonder if the Muslim concept of sadqah is an emulation of this

[Dani - La SemiYA de la VERDAD @La_SemiYA_dl_VD]

"Si hacemos girar un pollo alrededor de nuestras cabezas, Dios pensará que fueron los pollos los que cometieron nuestros pecados"

-Los Judíos

[raccoon @raccacooni]

Kash Patel is soon going to disclose the existence of centaurs and minotaurs

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Are talking birds aware of what they're saying or are they really doing matrix algebra behind the curtain?

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@Kanabubbles Only after the orange gut goes away

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145 min standing ovation at the Cannes film festival

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@choquei For tiptoemaxing

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@consequence @DEADLINE The third season is gonna be a documentary on how he made the Elizabeth Holmes documentary