Rachel Loon

[Rachel Loon @rach_1626]

1:06 am

heard the sound of a razor scooter ride by on the sidewalk outside my window

[Cory Johnson @coryljohnson]

Want to sit here for the @Twins home opener on April 6th? Retweet for your chance win a pair of tickets! Winners selected on April 3rd. #MNTwins

[Doug Loon @MCC_DLoon]

Proud of our daughter and soon to graduate from Des Moines University Medical School, who learned this morning that she will start her medical career in Internal Medicine at the University of MN Medical Center Residency Program! @UMNews

[Minnesota Vikings @Vikings]

Walk-off winners!!

📺: @NFLonFOX

[Minnesota Vikings @Vikings]

CAN'T WAIT @usbankstadium

RT for your chance to win a pair of tickets to tomorrow's regular season home opener.

#Skol

[Rachel Loon @rach_1626]

adding Peaky Blinders to my list of underrated shows. if you’re watching it please lmk so i have someone to talk about it with :’)

[Chris (Official) 🧬 @ColdBrewCookies]

Is it "for fucks sake" or "for fuck sake"?
It's for a work email so it has to sound professional.

[Nicole Bardasz @nicole_bardasz]

Our whole generation was raised on Blue’s Clues and you didn’t think we were going to fight to protect the postal service??

[Rachel Loon @rach_1626]

@molly_jean24 let me tell you: not well

[Jayne 🩰 @jaynemendy]

avoidable products you might not know are causing CLIMATE CHANGE
A THREAD:

[Minnesota Twins @Twins]

Let’s play ball!

Baseball returns late July! #MNTwins

[Rachel Loon @rach_1626]

everyday on my drive into work, i’d see a guy walking his dog and the dog would carry a stuffed lion in his mouth and now i haven’t seen them in 9 weeks and i think about them a lot

[Rachel Loon @rach_1626]

i would bitch about how there’s no yeast left in grocery stores because people keep making loaves of bread.... but i, too, would like to make some bread

[Rachel Loon @rach_1626]

monday, week 4: decided to work on the other side of the couch

[Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp]

pre-isolation: ah there's a bug in here kill it!!!

now: hello Kendra the bug welcome to our home may we interest you in a glass of wine

[Rachel Loon @rach_1626]

oh steve <3

[Rachel Loon @rach_1626]

as each day passes, this is becoming more and more relevant

[jess @cailluosucks]

2 hours 16 minutes and 43 seconds into self-quarantine:

[Sir Michael @Michael1979]

QUARANTINE DIARY

Day 1: I have stocked up on enough non-perishable food and supplies to last me for months, maybe years, so that I can remain in isolation for as long as it takes to see out this pandemic

Day 1 + 45 minutes: I am in the supermarket because I wanted a Twix

[Matt Dykstra @MattDykstra4]

This only counts as one vote unless ya’ll retweet so DON’T LET THIS FLOP! 😤

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RETWEET to VOTE! @CitySiouxFalls @GoAugie @AugustanaSD @SanfordPOWER @paultenhaken 🙏

[Minnesota Twins @Twins]

YOUR 2019 A.L. CENTRAL CHAMPS! #MNTwins