a beautiful bronde woman with a bad attitude, drinking problem, and high verbal iq is precisely who should be starring on reality television. do not overthink it.
To understand Lindsey Graham, you have to know both his parents died when he was 20. He never wanted anyone else to know such sorrow & so was driven the rest of his life to kill as many children as possible around the world, so they could never get old enough for that to happen.
I learned what a blowjob was as a child because your establishment president Bill Clinton had an inappropriate sexual relationship with a staffer who was too young to rent a car on her own.
THEO VON: then he took my nose. he took it. it was in his hand he showed me
JOE ROGAN: wow. i didn't know you could do that
THEO: yes it was right in his fingers. i swear to god
JOE: wow. wow
THEO: i started freaking out but then he put it back
JOE: oh thank god. thank god
🚨 Miley Cyrus reveals that she no longer sings “Party in the USA” because of Donald Trump and the current political situation.
‘’It’s not a party in the USA right now’’
Pittsburgh: if you are caught between attending the worlds largest furry convention or my show tonight then please know you are welcome to combine the two
François Arnaud leaves a comment under a post about Clavicular’s runway debut:
“When you hit your head too hard with the hammer and you’ve gotten rotten ideas but also the charisma of drywall.”
Your mothers’ and grandmothers’ lives do not revolve around your existence. They have experiences from before you existed that they wouldn’t trade for an extra ten years with you, and there’s nothing wrong with that. Go have your own diva
Sharpen your skates! ICEBREAKER, a new series based on the New York Times best-selling novel by Hannah Grace, is coming to Netflix.
A competitive figure skater and a college hockey captain develop an unexpected partnership when a facilities mishap forces them to share the same rink...