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[‏ً @justjargons]

Socialism is the fire department saving your house.

Capitalism is the insurance company denying your claim.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

MAGAs don't vote to improve their own lives, they vote to destroy the lives of the people they hate

[lezzo ❤️‍🔥 @dykegrrl]

“suicide is selfish” and so is reproducing but none of you are ready for that conversation

[𝕯𝖞𝖑𝖆𝖓™ @Dylanszn01]

Religious people describing heaven as a classless, stateless, moneyless society and then calling communism evil will never not be funny.

[_ @rach__erickson]

i can’t believe there’s a thing on dating apps where you can “run out of likes” and you have to pay money to be able to swipe right on more people. i literally can’t even remember the last time i swiped right on anyone. men are so ugly

[لا حولَ @Idgafwarvet]

No sorry I can’t hang out I have to get really sad in my room later

[nic @dietxcokewhore]

i consider my exes fucking other girls after me as cheating

[Dylan Williams @dylanotes]

You guys fucked up painting the bottom of a pool.

[geek bar @kennnzz30]

they might if i kill myself

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

i aspire to be like a man, those fuckers genuinely do not give a fuck about you, like actually

[Kadott @Kadotttt]

I honestly don’t understand how Ads are supposed to work on me. There’s no way you think interrupting my video that I was watching will make me like your product

[🦢 @loungingmee]

I recently read:

“When I hear ‘not all men,’ my response is: ‘Not all sharks either, but I still get scared when I see one.’”

And whew. That’s it. That’s the whole fucking point.

[c @erasedwho_]

i hope i’m dead by december

[milk drinker 3.0 ☦️ @milkisgood4you_]

I need to blow off some steam and by steam i mean my head

[₊˚ 🦢・₊ @itsmepspsps]

may you end up with someone who takes you and your birthday seriously

[Beloved 🕸️🦪 @Be__thebest]

Your job as a man is to make sure I don't need another man for anything

[Ada is a girl💗 @faveda12]

“men are the providers” is crazy because most of us wouldn’t be alive if our mothers didn’t provide for us

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Just a reminder: Charlie Kirk supported what happened to Charlie Kirk. We tried to make sure what happened to Charlie Kirk didn’t happen to Charlie Kirk, and he told us to go fuck ourselves.

[𝐘𝐯𝐞𝐬 @thenayvuiiiton]

I believe all women lose sexual interest if you disappoint them emotionally.