Rachel

you are allowed to be both a masterpiece and a work in progress

[Skoog @Skoog]

[at a dive bar]

Friend: Look, I know you're disappointed, but we should at least have one drink.

Me: *wearing flippers, a wetsuit and a snorkle* I'd like to leave, please.

[Rachel @rach_cstn]

“I like to make everything as difficult as possible” -@peppa_jacko

[Rachel @rach_cstn]

@peppa_jacko

[Rachel @rach_cstn]

Why do I crave mayonnaise more than water
(sos)

[kelly @kelllicopter]

what i want to be: easy, breezy, beautiful :)
what i am: difficult, ugly, and unsure what the opposite of breezy is

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

It's not up for debate. This is the greatest video to ever exist. https://t.co/iBlzIDILO5

[jenelle @JenelleBnstr]

The way my dog eats watermelon is everything 😂

[Rachel @rach_cstn]

@peppa_jacko Is this what happened to your car?

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Sadie. She consumes ice cream so aggressively she has to get hosed off afterwards. 12/10 totally worth it

[Rachel @rach_cstn]

@morgueliz Circa August 2016

[Rachel @rach_cstn]

@morgannelizz It’s “feman” or you’re outa there

[Rachel @rach_cstn]

@morgannelizz

[Rachel @rach_cstn]

@morgannelizz I don’t know what this means, but I liked it anyways

[Jacqueline O'Grady @peppa_jack]

Me: "I don't want a bagel."

Dad: "well bagels can't be choosers"

😂😂😂

[Jacqueline O'Grady @peppa_jack]

Well SOMEONE has to finish the 3 gallons of ice cream MOM

[Rachel @rach_cstn]

@wolvie1000 Mom had to block the channels...

[Rachel @rach_cstn]

@wolvie1000 I liked those

[Rachel @rach_cstn]

Update on Christine’s relationship status

[Melissa Meister🪩✨ @meister_melissa]

Life goal: spend all my time in either scrubs or a bikini 🐾🌊