rachel

I am a Jedi, like my father before me.

[ˢᵖᵒᵒᵏʸ custard 🎃🍮 @anonstsgenjoyer]

people be saying "you guys dont use incognito mode for ao3?" like 😭😭 dawg i am a grown ass adult who tf am i trying to hide my ao3 yaoi from ??? the government ????

[rachel @rach_eva]

I hope every last one of these people, including the governor of Missouri, burns in hell. Imagine thinking this is justice.

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

WASHINGTON (AP) — Supreme Court refuses to halt the execution of Missouri death row inmate Marcellus Williams.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Yes, Harris is thoughtful, prepared, and clear. But her facial expressions may turn off some male voters.

[Ed Zitron @edzitron]

This may be the most embarrassing thing he's ever written, while also being uniquely nasty

[rachel @rach_eva]

@zorabet_ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Liz Cheney endorses Kamala Harris: “I have thought deeply about this and because of the danger that Donald Trump poses, not only am I not voting for Donald Trump but I will be voting for Kamala Harris"

[Leah Greenberg says NO KINGS ❌👑 @Leahgreenb]

is there a pulitzer for tweets

[rachel @rach_eva]

AO3 being down this evening at the end of a three day weekend that I didn’t have to work feels like the universe telling me to go to sleep. I suppoooooooose.

[rachel @rach_eva]

@hockeychick57 It’s absolutely Francis and James and I didn’t get it until I started reading it and now I get it and I honestly don’t even want to think about how the actual show ended 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

(also I adored both Jared and Tobias before watching, so)

[rachel @rach_eva]

@AO3_Status pages aren't loading, any word on what the issue is?

[rachel @rach_eva]

This is frighteningly accurate

[rachel @rach_eva]

I got: You're Daniel Molloy! https://t.co/xhWAU9OQmb

[rachel @rach_eva]

Maybe it’s just me, but Chappell Roan’s Casual sounds like a Taylor Swift song without the G rating. And I’m not a swiftie, just to be clear.

[Sam Sanders @samsanders]

.@NABJ I’m livid. NONE of us committed to this panel proposal. And you knew that for WEEKS. And then you lied to attendees and said it was “canceled.” IT WAS NEVER CONFIRMED.

[rachel @rach_eva]

If we don’t get serious screen time with these two in season 3…

[joan robinson stan account @_salutdamour_]

girl it's NOT that funny

[rachel @rach_eva]

I finally FINALLY listened to Chappell Roan and I might be obsessed.

[rachel @rach_eva]

The guy next to me on this flight fell asleep watching Dune II, ice melting in his screwdriver. Real ringing endorsement.

[Simone Biles @Simone_Biles]

I love my black job 🖤