Rachael Redmond

Dwight, you ignorant slut!

[april daniels hussar @aprilhussar]

Do other families have Bad Mugs that no one wants to use but for some reason they just live eternally in the cupboard and take up too much space yet there they remain, never being chosen?

[Steve @thahumorguy]

Me enjoying my life knowing that nothing is really going well

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

He added Missy to it. These lil kids are SLAYING

[Arkady @ArkadyKoshka]

Cats are so good. There’s just a little guy in my house! We hug! We don’t speak the same language! We’re best friends! He bites me! I make up little songs about him! He doesn’t know my name! We fall asleep next to each other!

[Erik Bottcher @ebottcher]

This man has thrown bricks at the window of @versbarnyc FOUR times in recent weeks. These are hate crimes against the LGBTQ+ community. Please help us identify him. If you have any information, please contact @NYPDHateCrimes at [email protected] or 1-888-440-HATE.

[YT: Kofie @Kofie]

Me and the homies trying to figure out how Pinterest work

[alex @alex_abads]

omfg i know my queen hated every second of this

[Willie Muse @Williesillie2]

Someone got visited by 3 ghosts last night

[Josiah Hawthorne @JosiahHawthorne]

Whichever of us is the last person to leave Twitter, make sure your last tweet is just the word "CROATOAN"

[Alexis @aleozimok]

There’s an ethereal almost religious energy coming from this photo of a pregnant guinea pig getting an ultrasound

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

i think we all knew he’d blow it. did NOT expect it’d happen in well under a week lol

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

time for a chart

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

if this website goes up in flames i just wanna say you were all very funny on the day the queen died and i will never forget that

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

The verified brand situation is getting out of control. Quick thread of twitter blue brands, and brands who might be pissed off at Elon right about now.

[Brianna Wu @BriannaWu]

1/ Just want to put this news in plain language for people.

Senior people at Twitter have resigned in the last 48 hours. We now now why. They said in private Slack channels that @elonmusk is so desperate to recoup his money, he’s taking crazy risks with YOUR privacy and safety.

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

Reviewed my belt.

[Josh Marshall @joshtpm]

Let's review. Musk went on a bender and offered to buy Twitter at a price based on a weed meme. Then he agreed to a binding agreement to purchase it. Apparently he didn't fully grasp how binding it was. Then he tried to get out of the deal. Twitter sued to force him to ...