Rachel

[refriedbuttsects @refriedbuttsect]

telling my son the guy fent folding over there never ate his vegetables

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

This girl at my job tryna warm her food with aluminum foil , I told her she can't do that she said "I'm new here I ain't know" girl you can't do that anywhere…

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

put yourself in my crocs your honor

[clare @sadderlizards]

just decided that everything is gonna be okay

[universal one love jim @importancatpete]

Sometimes you look up from your phone and realize that the highway you’re driving on is quite beautiful

[Valu @gataafloraa]

cuando me dice que no me pudo llamar porque estaba ocupado y recuerdo que un astronauta llamó a su mujer desde la luna

[Rachel @rachel776]

There’s so much I wanna yap with Hunter about ☹️

[miss minecraft sex mod @xomadmax]

DRINKING AND DRIVING TN EVERYONE STAY OFF THE FUCKING ROAD

[UG💸 @UGO_utd]

Me leaving for work at 8:30am
Hoping to get there by 8am

[divya venn @divya_venn]

There is no grief quite like “oh I would have loved to talk about this with you.”

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

when you finally meet a green flag and now the red flag is you:

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

Some people enter your life to show you how your boundaries need to be stronger than your empathy and love.

[BAM @SolidBam]

glad i met my worst ho already mf prepared me for war

[Lara @larah0wlett]

i hope cupid shoots me in the head

[sugamummy 🏋🏾‍♀️🎀🧚🏾‍♀️ @ceraliza]

My guardian angel watching me cry for the 47th time today

[✽tink✽ (fun police) @arcanecovet]

sometimes you almost cry bc u have to go to work and then work is fine

[Dave @tufdave]

My sister was crying over a guy and my dad just looked at her and said “you gotta be tough if you’re gonna be stupid” and I’ve never heard more true words😂