Rachel Fogletto

Standup Comedian.All views are my own and maybe yours. Debut album “Is this the test” now available! 🔗⬇️

[Rebecca T. Kaplan @RebeccaTKaplan]

I hate how when you ask men their worst date you get a funny story but women you invariably get a crime

[Rachel Fogletto @RachelFogletto]

@JoJoFromJerz

[Tom Morello @tmorello]

Today’s the 30th anniversary of RATM’S um, ‘memorable’ performance on SNL. There was a fight onstage between our crew and SNL stage hands moments before our performance, wrestling over some upside down American flags which adorned our amps. Timmy C then attacked host/billionarie/presidential candidate Steve Forbes’ family in the dressing room with a wadded up flag. Secret Service flooded the hallways. SNL cut (censored?) our second song and kicked us out onto the sidewalk.
Evil Empire entered the Billboard Album Chart at #1.

[Rachel Fogletto @RachelFogletto]

I hope yesterday’s election results remind us that when we all work together after edging with complete societal collapse and devastation, we can really make things happen!

[Rachel Fogletto @RachelFogletto]

Check in on your Philly phriends

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It’s almost like the current administration has a very intense narrow focus on autism they just can’t stop talking about no matter how much you try to change the topic, I wonder what could cause that

[Rachel Fogletto @RachelFogletto]

The only thing that can save us is a good edgelord with a gun

[Rachel Fogletto @RachelFogletto]

Today is one of those days where you can measure how far you are on your healing journey by how many unpublished hot takes you have saved in your drafts

[Rachel Fogletto @RachelFogletto]

Whatever, Guy McViserson

#gobirds

[Rachel Fogletto @RachelFogletto]

@NatalieCuomo That’s crazy and you don’t deserve that- you did your job w/the added factor of being a woman - I hope more people realize how messed up it is from seeing this.

ALSO, I worked with you a few years ago and you’re hilarious, your shine is so beyond this sad individual

[Rachel Fogletto @RachelFogletto]

It’s rinse the trash hot

[Rachel Fogletto @RachelFogletto]

I can’t believe they really stopped giving him the make pretend missile codes

[Andy Cohen @Andy]

LET ME HOST THE REUNION! 🇺🇸

[Rachel Fogletto @RachelFogletto]

If you find a man sexting other women while he’s inside your home, charge him rent

[Rachel Fogletto @RachelFogletto]

@thatchicksonia I’m interested in this mindfulness practice

[Rachel Fogletto @RachelFogletto]

If he wouldn’t break a filibuster record to combat fascism, he’s not high effort

[Rachel Fogletto @RachelFogletto]

The silver lining is the official medical term for “last period ever”

[Rachel Fogletto @RachelFogletto]

2025: Labia finally becomes an everyday word on social media only to remind women of another body part to worry about in the aging process

[Rachel Fogletto @RachelFogletto]

Quality love attracts like but also sometimes narcissists

[Rachel Fogletto @RachelFogletto]

@thatchicksonia 😅