rachel

liar, monster, snappy dresser // she/her // alt: @so_umm_yeah

[rachel @rachel__80]

you know what, i’m about to say it. okay? i’m glad he took our presents.

[rachel @rachel__80]

@king_leww 😰😰

[rachel @rachel__80]

@king_leww you better be talking about greg

[rachel @rachel__80]

meal prepping*

*making a trader joe’s frozen meal for two and putting half in a tupperware for later

[Kendra @kendrawcandraw]

No more emails. If you want something from me you must approach me slowly and calmly with a piece of apple or carrot in your palm with your fingers flat and extended so I do not bite them

[Matcha Man Randy Savage @culchiephobic]

The haters don’t want you to be snug as a bug in a rug

[rachel @rachel__80]

all my homies hate santino rice

[rachel @rachel__80]

for someone who wants grandkids yesterday my mom sure is worried about how much responsibility my cat will be

[rachel @rachel__80]

love the bonding, hate the trauma

[rachel @rachel__80]

this is how i feel

[El Chiqui Mafia @chiquimafia__]

Na amigo, ni se me nota

[stinky cam @gatorpenis]

There’s gold in they/them hills

[rachel @rachel__80]

washing my birth control down with a naturday like a real woman

[tony @tohneigh]

diet coke is slay juice that allows you to keep sliving

[rachel @rachel__80]

honk shoo gf honk mimimimi bf

[Russ @russell__yup]

Got a cute new little bottle for my Diet Coke

[kelly @BoyYeetsWorld]

every day i order the same thing from dunkin and every morning they give me something new and i think that’s beautiful

[rachel @rachel__80]

i want to contest this photo enforcement speeding ticket but my only argument would be “your honor, i thought the district of columbia was bluffing”

[rachel @rachel__80]

facebook marketplace really is such a cursed place

[Rebecca Alter @ralter]

this is my favorite loading dock in all of brooklyn because it looks like the set of a play about a loading dock

[rachel @rachel__80]

@sncpac good ass sex or good ass sex?