Rachel 🌙

I solemnly swear up that I am up to no good ⚡

[Rachel 🌙 @rachel_jo95]

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[Rachel 🌙 @rachel_jo95]

@QuadCityStorm @QCStormBarstool

[Rachel 🌙 @rachel_jo95]

@wethotpocket Did you see the response of the one where someone called her a bitch 💀💀

[Rachel 🌙 @rachel_jo95]

Posting these here bc they simply have to be shared 🎄🎅

[Rachel 🌙 @rachel_jo95]

SUPERBOWL BOUND BABYYYYYYYYYYYY ❤️💛❤️💛❤️💛❤️💛 #ChiefsKingdom

[Rachel 🌙 @rachel_jo95]

@audible_com Audible, you are really giving ticketmaster vibes by effing up the pre-order release of Spare 💀

[Rachel 🌙 @rachel_jo95]

@KourtneyKSW You're old.

[Rachel 🌙 @rachel_jo95]

Y'all ever do a "where are they now" snoop on boys who made you cry in high school? 💀 I was really out here brokenhearted over what? 🤡

[Austin Walker Shouse @Dovah_kinky]

So you were allowed to make a choice? Funny how that works. There are now millions of women who do not have the right to choose .

[Rachel 🌙 @rachel_jo95]

@BarstoolDenver @Dovah_kinky why does this look exactly like you though, except with a beard

[Pole Vault Power @polevaultpower]

This is my daughter. She just turned 9.

Here is why I would never allow her to play middle or high school sports if we lived in Ohio…

[Rachel 🌙 @rachel_jo95]

My husband when David Tennant appears as the Doctor on Doctor Who- "There he is! There's my favorite white boy!"

[Rachel 🌙 @rachel_jo95]

@KCTVDani @Dovah_kinky

[mg. @mariaagloriaa]

Just tested positive for being a needy bitch for only one person though thank u.

[Rachel 🌙 @rachel_jo95]

@Dovah_kinky The bestest noodle

[Austin Walker Shouse @Dovah_kinky]

If you don't understand how important vaccines are just ask a grandparent about this mark on their arm and why you don't have to worry about smallpox.

[Rachel 🌙 @rachel_jo95]

@KourtneyKSW Mom's man

[Rachel 🌙 @rachel_jo95]

Oof.