Rachel Kocmoud

Reality is a lovely place, but I wouldn't wanna live there.

[Rachel Kocmoud @rachelfication]

Someone just asked me what E=mc^2 meant and lemme tell you I've never felt more like an English major in my entire life

[Rachel Kocmoud @rachelfication]

also - realizing I haven’t lived a life without social media in over a decade is... a little unnerving #facebookdown

[Rachel Kocmoud @rachelfication]

casually resurrecting my twitter account to enjoy the FB/Insta downfall phenomenon

[Rachel Kocmoud @rachelfication]

@RubinReport have @mattfradd on your show! (Per Trey Dietz)

[ABC News @ABC]

Benj Pasek dedicates Academy Award "to all the kids who sing in the rain and all the moms who let them." https://t.co/vG5LjQdCo9 #Oscars

[Rachel Kocmoud @rachelfication]

Keller can u maybe stahp confirming every stereotype about Texas ever https://t.co/VSnMLI9swE

[sloth @popejuno]

Aggies don't lie, cheat, or look both ways when we cross the street

[george E Z R A @george_ezra]

Just went for a run
Lasted about five minutes
Wasn't feeling it

#haikutues

[Rachel Kocmoud @rachelfication]

@Stephanie_Goose tengo iPhone

[Rachel Kocmoud @rachelfication]

*wakes up*
*checks phone*
*is blinded by the screen light*
*shouts NOTHING ON EARTH SHOULD BE THAT BRIGHT SAVE FOR THE LORD JESUS HIMSELF*

[Classy Catholic @ClassyCatholic]

Marriage is not about you.

[Rachel Kocmoud @rachelfication]

Prof just pronounced the word "epitome" like it's spelled. *headdesk*

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

teach your kids the important phrases: “please,” “how do you do?” “Forth Eorlingas!” and “FOR NARNIA”

[Fr. Ryan Higdon @FrHigdon]

"Backpacks gives the best hugs! Wait... that was kind of introvert wasn't it?"

College students say the darndest things...

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

what if, instead of preachers on street corners ranting about the awfulness of things, we had an army of Anne Shirleys raving about beauty

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

everyone needs an Anne Shirley in their life to remind them of the beauty of the world and the magic of moonlight on water.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

call a doctor if you find yourself saying goodnight to the lake and sleeping in cherry trees, you may have a bad case of being Anne Shirley.

[Rachel Kocmoud @rachelfication]

Going from 75-80mph on Highway 6 and 35 to going 30mph on little dinky Keller roads is SUCH a struggle haha

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

there are only two manmade objects that can be seen from space. one is the Great Wall of China. the other is my TBR pile.

[Pope Francis – ARCHIVE @Pontifex266Arch]

The throwaway culture is not of Jesus. The other is my brother, beyond every barrier of nationality, social extraction or religion.