Conversation Killer

AKA Rachel O'Funky. Writer. Editor. Comic book fiend. Nerd wife/nerd life. My husband thinks I'm funny.
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Our¹ mice are very productive² members of our household. They are also house-trained³ and a joy⁴.

¹we didn't invite them, they just came over
²producing much poop
³poop in any dish or your pillow indiscriminately
⁴a brazen falsehood

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Me at 9am every day: I'm going to get so much done today
Me at 5pm every day: oh no

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We traveled dec-jan so I'm a little behind on my mail obviously

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@zaftigbellydanc @WingsOverThomas this is the best Christmas card I've ever received! Thank you for making my day. 😂😂😂

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@WingsOverThomas Hey, I know that guy!

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Tom Bombadil gives big Midwestern vibes in the Lord of the Rings: rings of power. He's definitely the North Dakotan representative.

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Hi! @Viki @VikiStatus the Viki app has been showing an error for four days (Nov 27 or earlier) and no content has been available. My support tickets have not received a response. I have a paid subscription and I'm not receiving the benefits I've paid for. Please help!

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@patricia_waudby @VikiStatus My app has been doing this since November 27 and I've also put in support tickets with no response from Viki!

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@VikiStatus paid subscriber and the viki app has shown this message for two days please help!!

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Being married to an extrovert certainly has its drawbacks, but I just listened to him call 15+ stores trying to find a part to fix my phone and my introvert self could never

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For Thanksgiving does your family eat the main meal

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For Thanksgiving does your family

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Married for 20 years plus dating for several years before that .........and I JUST NOW realized my in-laws don't share leftovers after Thanksgiving. In my family, it's a communal leftover distribution party and everyone makes a plate to take home.

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Me at 9:00am everyday: I will do this most important task first thing this morning.
Me at 4:55pm everyday: Oops I should start that task.

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May we all be as brave and also as wise as this mouse 🐁 who gave up on his valiant yet misguided quest to eat this bottle of grape juice. 🙏

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@zaftigbellydanc Thank youuuuuuu 🙏

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We moved into this house 10 years ago and I just unpacked a few boxes that have been untouched since then. Please clap for me.

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The jokes about not getting rid of your college textbooks were mostly "rofl you think you're going to read them again?!" but it's more like it's hard to say goodbye to the person you thought you were going to be.

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Growing up, I always heard folks make jokes about people finding it hard to decide to get rid of their college textbooks. I was so convinced that I wouldn't be that person, but here I am.

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Sending mixed messages tonight

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Has anyone invented a thing that puts all your chats from every platform in one place? A friend decided they're only going to use this one platform and ......... y'all I don't want to download another app just to talk to one person. I already have like 7 apps.