rachelgabel

Rachel Gabel is a longtime ag writer for @fencepostnews. Read at She writes exclusively about ag from the family cow calf operation.

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words and the members of the two camps went their separate ways, agreeing to disagree. #cowbios

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These are the aunties. They’re card carrying members of the Mothers Against Premature Pumpkin Spice. The MAPPS members have been protesting outside The Walmart while employees inside are decking the halls in the garden center with Christmas trees, inflatable polar bears, and…

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of formal gowns in autumnal color palettes. These days, she’s a better known for her ability to wear cashmere cardigans in August without turning beet red and sweating profusely. As they passed each other in the coffee creamer aisle, the girls were reaching for French Vanilla..

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nodded back and put their creamer in the cart between the sunscreen and big spray. They looked each other up and down and slowly rolled away. About that time, they heard Christmas tunes over the speaker playing the cheery refrains of Jingle Bells. There were mumbled curse…

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and Karen had an armful of Pumpkin Spice. The tension in the air was thicker than a sweatshirt that says “It’s fall, y’all” on the front. Karen nodded a stiff greeting and put the creamer in her cart between the caramel apples and the reversible Buffalo plaid throw. The aunties..

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…tell the girls they won’t want to miss what she has to tell them. #cowbios

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This is Tammy. She can hardly believe what Charlene told her and she’s listening intently to the secrets. She’s been sworn to secrecy so obviously she’s dying to tell the girls at bowling on Tuesday. She’s fresh off a break up with the diesel mechanic at the John Deere

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…dealership. but things are looking up. It’s $3 pitcher night and she’s been saving up her calories for some fried cheese curds. It’s going to be a good night, man. Until Tuesday night arrives, she’s going to listen to Heart Like a Truck on repeat, shine up her knee brace, and

[Kyle Clark @KyleClark]

The White House communications team suggesting to Colorado journalists what to write/tweet about is one thing. The WH team offering to amplify those reports with the wide reach of the White House’s Twitter account is a bad look. #copolitics

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@rhae_rhae_13 @DenverPolice Yes! They checked in this morning and NWSS is going to allow them to show. :)

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@okmaher Thank you for sharing! That eating thing isn’t all that overrated…

[🇺🇸 Formerly The ST Show🎙️🇺🇲 @TubbsShow]

Family meeting commences 3pMT @710KNUS. Also ahead:
▪️405pMT in studio @douglascountyco Commissioner @AbeLaydon on dysfunction, homelessness & more
▪️445pMT our CO Ag contributor @rachelgabelco on Gov. cattle guffaw, billboards & pandering
📷:RG

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@cprwarner That’s a good lookin’ @ClareDunnMusic shirt! Mickey’s is a tradition while we’re showing at NWSS.

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Holy wind, fire, and prairie dogs.

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@trentonsperry Truth. My dad loves to say that land doesn’t vote. That’s what Colorado reminds me nearly daily.

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@denverpost @ColoradoSun @nytimes @Forbes

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Who are the MSM members in Colorado who are listening to and willing to build relationships with and give voice to rural Colorado and agriculture?

[joe @cowfarmerjoe]

@GHGGuru what is the carbon foot print of these two billionaires going to space?.....please put it in how many 🐄's format .😁

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@JeffreyCook @KaynaWhitworth @ABC Well done! Thank you for this coverage.