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idling away my tiny life on a coastline in an overly verbose and tiring fashion

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I've just entered a giveaway with @whichbeautybox and @Lookincredible1 to win an Estee Lauder Gift Set https://t.co/FSPMWaZ1Jj

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I want to #WIN 1 of 4 @skynICELAND beauty bundles worth £74.50 with @latestinbeauty! (It's true, I do!)

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Today I shall mainly feel like the part of Voldemort's soul at King's Cross.

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Changes are a'coming. I hope. PMA!

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Eating yogurt w/fruit in bed with hubby, watching Community is ALWAYS the best part of my day. Nonstop thrills, me.

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Forgot what a time consuming, yet oddly rewarding ballache listing things on ebay is. Brain keeps whispering 'true vintage' in my ear.

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@Chelseyhalifaxx I want the fluffy ones to love me. They no love me. They no love each other.

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@OurNats I just like the word and was going with that theme ;P I'd be 'love and interlock y-fronts' in reality.

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@OurNats Maybe you ought to, it rather has a ring to it. Perhaps every now and again throw in another med. I'd be 'love & lanzoprazole'

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@Chelseyhalifaxx @babspls I'm glad I was there for you at that difficult time.

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Remember that big yellow ball in the sky that makes everyone happy? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

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Obligatory mention of the 5.5lbs I've lost this week doing SW, e.g. eating endless potatoes and pasta. I don't really get it, but fuck yeah!

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@OurNats Still, hitting the gym after a night shift is pretty damn impressive.

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If it was Friday I could be pouring vodka and pink lemonade down my gullet with @OurNats and co. Please come to us, Friday.

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Chelsey calling the air dryer an 'air horse' was the best moment of my day today. Fact.

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Pavement pizza outside the artisan chocolate shop on a Thursday morning. Stay classy South Cliff. 👌

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I fucking hate it when I have a cold nose.

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Just had my feet rolled over by a tin of paint in a carrier on the bus that nobody claimed. So I've given it its own seat and called it Jake

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You people should really just go out and buy a bunch of Siamese-colored clothes.