Rachel E

Let me quote the late, great Colonel Sanders: I'm too drunk to taste this chicken.

[Rachel E @rachellis4]

oh the bears are gonna win by a million points this week

[Rachel E @rachellis4]

based on what we’ve seen in preseason so far, we have another mvp season for Jokic incoming

[Rachel E @rachellis4]

the steve gleason piece on the pregame took me out man…. i am full ugly crying

[Rachel E @rachellis4]

the tandem of tetairoa mcmillan and chuba hubbard is doing wonders for my fantasy team

[Rachel E @rachellis4]

really quite the bummer to watch a broncos loss and then have to see the chiefs win right after ay yi yi

[Rachel E @rachellis4]

we gotta get these teams out of playing at that stadium man the substation is taking out everybody

[Rachel E @rachellis4]

the last 2 minutes of buffalo / patriots has been WILD

[Rachel E @rachellis4]

Avs aren’t fucking around this year #goavsgo

[Rachel E @rachellis4]

CU takes the most baffling timeouts and they have not figured it out for like 3 years

[Rachel E @rachellis4]

with the release of cleveland! by taylor swift, the chiefs may have a rival all-swiftie fanbase

[Rachel E @rachellis4]

uh yeah mackinnon will kill you - metaphorically and physically

[Rachel E @rachellis4]

i know it’s only game one BUT it would appear the avs have GREATLY improved their power play

[Rachel E @rachellis4]

First goal of the year!!! #goavsgo

[Rachel E @rachellis4]

case keenum has his daughter on svp and it is adorable

[Rachel E @rachellis4]

Andy Dalton vs Case Keenum? what year is it? where am i?

[Rachel E @rachellis4]

HUFUNGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Rachel E @rachellis4]

what’s happening

[Rachel E @rachellis4]

the ball was literally on the one centimeter line

[Rachel E @rachellis4]

i am going to throw up

[Rachel E @rachellis4]

nope call the ambulance for me again

[Rachel E @rachellis4]

JUST KIDDING CALL THE AMBULANCE BUT FOR MATTHEW STAFFORD