I don't want to be that guy but my miami house is so fucking huge I keep forgetting where I leave my coffee and it's driving me insane. It's a real problem. Why do bad things happen to good people? #mansionproblems
Today is my 32nd birthday.
Over the last month, I asked several 90-year-olds what advice they would give to their 32-year-old selves.
Here's the life advice everyone needs to hear:
the tinder swindler is so wild to me because if any man told me “my enemies are after me I need $25k” I would be like damn that’s crazy, good luck though