Rachel Smith

From Lancashire, lives in Yorkshire, ♥️ belongs to Manchester. #LFC

[Rachel Smith @rachelsmith71]

Thank you so much @OctopusEnergy. In a world where everyone is quick to complain and attack you've made my 80 year old mum so very happy :) Fantastic customer service x

[Rachel Smith @rachelsmith71]

@RussInCheshire Great album.

[Rachel Smith @rachelsmith71]

@MrVikas @SwiscotGroup @rachaelashah Congratulations Rachael (and Vikas) you should consider entering the Finance for the Future Awards :) https://t.co/tlGGJcvOGB #F4TF23

[Rachel Smith @rachelsmith71]

@brianpaddick Sending love. Losing loved ones at a young age is just awful. Sending as much strength as I have left to you and your family.

[Rachel Smith @rachelsmith71]

@AskMarstons we’ve just had the worst meal ever at the Altisidora in Beverley. It was bad enough paying for what we didn’t eat but you changed us for drinks for the people on the next table. Please contact me to arrange a refund.

[Rachel Smith @rachelsmith71]

@eliistender10 Going on holidays

[Rachel Smith @rachelsmith71]

Just found my son’s sock in the bathroom bin and I’m spending the rest of the night looking for Dobby. #harrypotter. https://t.co/UwUugzUqlN

[Rachel Smith @rachelsmith71]

Sets timer to remind me at 7am that EVRI are rubbish at delivering parcels to the address they’re given. #shitdelivery #evri #evriisstillyodel #gettheaddressright

[Rachel Smith @rachelsmith71]

@CDFoxAuthor @MichaelRosenYes Reasons to Stay Alive by @matthaig1 Because it did for me and I absolutely believe it did for others. And thank you Matt.

[Rachel Smith @rachelsmith71]

Two books I’m buying next month, hopefully when I get paid, is @RussInCheshire ‘s The Decade in Tory’s. And the Alan Rickman Diaries. :)

[Rachel Smith @rachelsmith71]

@giraffetweet we are sat in terminal 1 at Manchester airport. Your contactless system has allowed 2 people to place drinks order. How do we get a refund as we are now told you are closed.

[Rachel Smith @rachelsmith71]

@RussInCheshire I thought you’d given up on Tinder? Maybe change your photo to Philip.

[Rachel Smith @rachelsmith71]

@RussInCheshire Dolphins have way more intellect.

[Nicky Wake @nickywake]

So this is my new business venture I’m very excited about it, please share with any widows or widowers you know - thank you

[Rachel Smith @rachelsmith71]

@RussInCheshire Swap that with a cat and vimto.

[Rachel Smith @rachelsmith71]

Many people have your back. Don’t let them break you. You are amazing x

[Rachel Smith @rachelsmith71]

When you catch your cat snoring.

[Brendan May @bmay]

TV idea:

Mick Lynch, Deborah Meaden, Caroline Lucas and Jurgen Klopp run the country for a few weeks.

Everything improves immediately.

The end.