Rachel Wallauer

parent. teacher. progressive. current. optimistic. creative. curious.

[Rachel Wallauer @rachelwallauer]

@astros We are at the game tonight and there are so many empty seats down below! Make my sons night (he’s such a good kid!) and move us closer! Find us in seats 7-8 section 429! We are such big fans!! 💙🧡⚾️

[Rachel Wallauer @rachelwallauer]

@RODEOHOUSTON @RoninGoneWild Forever my buddy! 💍💍

[Rachel Wallauer @rachelwallauer]

@TOMSsupport I just received a package that was supposed to contain socks and a pair of shoes but contained only socks. What gives?

[Rachel Wallauer @rachelwallauer]

@AndyRichter Clearly, the answer to this is Hazard by Richard Marx. I still hate that song and the casual way in which it mentions a missing girl and her rape/killing/both. 😳 Oh, but it wasn’t me, sir!

[Rachel Wallauer @rachelwallauer]

@r42 💔💔💔

[Rachel Wallauer @rachelwallauer]

Omg omg omg omg my favorite author don’t screw this up @STARZ

[Dublin Murders @DublinSTARZ]

"We can't do this. Not this one." Based on the acclaimed novels by Tana French, #DublinMurders premieres this fall on @STARZ.

[Rachel Wallauer @rachelwallauer]

@r42 Woohoo!! Congrats!!! Suck it, 2012 Ryan! (Even though he was pretty great too.) 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[Rachel Wallauer @rachelwallauer]

@r42 Thats amazing!

[Rachel Wallauer @rachelwallauer]

@r42 😳

[Rachel Wallauer @rachelwallauer]

@r42 That is amazing!

[Rachel Wallauer @rachelwallauer]

Kept it simple tonight and made Jo’s Mashed Potatoes. A new go-to for us - much better than mine! 6 recipes down! #magnoliatableinayear @joannagaines @magnoliatable

[Rachel Wallauer @rachelwallauer]

Taking a page from Julia Powell’s playbook-I am going to make every recipe in the #MagnoliaTable cookbook by next NYE! Started tonight with these 5:chicken/dumplings, broth, spoonbread, banana pudding, whipped cream. Best. Dinner. Ever. @joannagaines

[Rachel Wallauer @rachelwallauer]

Yep, looking back it was pretty cringey. Buuuuttttt I did love it at the time.... 😬

[AJ McLean @aj_mclean]

All I have to give
The conversation remix
Why did we do that
#NationalPoetryDay

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

Trump calls on Cecilia Vega of ABC News. He says that she's shocked that he picked her. Then he adds, "That's OK. I know you're not thinking. You never do." (via ABC)

[Lena Dunham @lenadunham]

Chills. Deeply moving. Imagine being this thoughtful & just from the depths of your grief?

[Rachel Wallauer @rachelwallauer]

@jacktomas @Ginsburg I use it as a rub on pork chops! So good!

[Rachel Wallauer @rachelwallauer]

@r42 Oh I bet that smells awesome 🤮

[Renee Hoagenson 🌊 #VoteBlue @ReneeHoagenson]

Number of people who go bankrupt every year because of medical bills:

Britain - 0
France - 0
Germany - 0
Netherlands - 0
Sweden - 0
Japan - 0
Canada - 0

The United States - 643,000

[Rachel Wallauer @rachelwallauer]

@r42 No worries. I’m having trouble with my pictures. 😕

[Rachel Wallauer @rachelwallauer]

In love Shape-of-Water-style with @WelshCreations sea monster this week! Awesome job! #FaceOff @FaceOffSYFY