Rach Jagodzinski

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[alch(em)ist 𓂀 @emxmarieee]

my dad has been an owner of a candy store for 3 yrs now. he opened it in my grandfathers memory. he gets sad bc lack of customers n tries so hard to come up w new ideas. i think if more ppl knew about him he could attract more customers!!! located in mt clemens #michigan #retweet

[madi @notmadimarie]

At the gym and this guy motioned for me to take off my headphones... against my better judgement I did.. and he goes “try smiling, you look so unapproachable.” That’s bc I AM now leave me alone.

[Mj @4amxspecial]

if you see me w a cup and i’m drunk talkin bout some “ i saw this on twitter, watch” don’t let me do it !

[sky🧚🏼‍♀️ @skyyyyyyyyy1]

Happy Mother’s Day to any mom that has ever fed me, gave me a ride, or let me in their home. You all are amazing.

[Chantelle @Chant_ella]

Happy Mother’s Day to all the women raising their boyfriends

[Rach Jagodzinski @rachjagodzinski]

Be picky with who you invest your time in, wasted time is worse than wasted money.

[Rach Jagodzinski @rachjagodzinski]

if you are more than 8 steps ahead of me do not hold the door, it’s too much pressure!

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Ryan Reynolds is the internet’s greatest troll.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Which are you?

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

They smell fear.

[Slutty Girl Problems @sluttygrlprobs]

I am not the same person at 8am and 8pm

[madison murrah @RunsWithLimp]

If you’re a girl and you don’t have a group of guy friends that roast you 24/7 I feel bad for you bc them mfs made my skin thick as hell. Ain’t no one telling me something i havent already heard from those assholes

[Dak (Retired) @RidiculousDak]

Me: “You need to drop your attitude”

Her brain:
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Her: “I don’t have an attitude but I can show you one”

[Rach Jagodzinski @rachjagodzinski]

@SexFactsOfLife @024toplive