rs

go bucks

[rs @rachmstrick]

sorry I'm late but I paid $.99 for the shitty live version of this song so I thought I'd post it for you anyway @marybolandd hbd bestfriend

[Noah Hiles @_NoahHiles]

Where were you the day the earth stood still?

[Alexander Rossi @AlexanderRossi]

So like do we not need ACL’s? Did big ACL bamboozle all of us?

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Love your work

[Khem Birch Society @NBABabySecret]

The World’s Most Retired Man

[soggy broccoli @soggybrocoli]

oh go fuck yourself

[Den - FREE PALESTINE @Denryue2]

My mom died when I was 10. At 14, I created my family in the Sims 3 and was hesitating between killing her to stay accurate, or let her live.

The game randomly killed her by meteor. I sobbed while laughing it’s the best experience of my life in a video game

[why does that make you so angry? @chiweethedog]

stray dogs are like “I know a spot” and it’s heaven

[Agreeable Greg @AgreeableGreg]

My unemployed neighbor with an unlimited firework budget would like to wish everyone a happy 9th of July 

[natalie @nataliestwt]

yesterday a guy at the grocery store said he was using chatgpt to make a grocery list and I straight up stabbed him in the parking lot. there was so much blood

[Garry Tan @garrytan]

"To fund his golfing ambitions, McIlroy's parents took on extra jobs. Gerry worked 100 hours a week; he cleaned toilets and showers at a local sports club in the mornings, served as a bartender at Holywood Golf Club from 12 to 6 pm, then returned to the sports club to work behind the bar in the evenings. Rosie looked after Rory during the day, and worked night shifts packaging rolls of tape at a 3M factory in Bangor, County Down. Due to their conflicting schedules, McIlroy's parents rarely saw each other during this period. Gerry later said: "I had no idea what else to do. I’m a working-class man. We wanted to give our only child a chance."

After finding success as a professional golfer, McIlroy bought his parents a house in 2009, and stated: "I’ll never be able to repay Mum and Dad for what they did, but at least they know they’ll never have to work another day. I’ll do whatever it takes to look after them."

[amélie @nowhereisnear]

The amount of jokes in this clip is incredible but I cannot get the way Danny McBride says "the Tom Hanks by hisself one" out of my head

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

omg Kieran Culkin's story in his Oscar speech LOL

he said his wife had no faith that he'd ever win an Emmy, so she jokingly promised him a 3rd kid if he won. and last year she said they'd have a 4th if he ever won an Oscar. well, he just won Best Supporting Actor

[Tech Sales Guy @TechSalesGuy]

“so what’s it like being in tech sales?”

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

Dog if I die in one of your planes you gotta put a tie on, don’t mourn me in performance fleece https://t.co/n0Zof23GSI

[leyla 🍒 @mrswamsbsgans]

congratulations to kieran culkin and jeremy strong for their first oscar nominations

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Christopher Walken says he “doesn’t have the equipment” to watch ‘SEVERANCE’ on streaming.

“They’re good enough to send me DVDs”

(Source: @SIRIUSXM)