rach

don't talk to me unless it's about dogs

[rach @rachwese]

them: I'm a veterinarian.
me: thank you for your service.
them: oh I didn't say veteran I said veterinarian.
me: yeah I know. thanks for protecting the dogs.

[rach @rachwese]

@_acart also stinks when she isn't real. sorry bud

[rach @rachwese]

@_acart y'all

[rach @rachwese]

all done. still no ramen. wasn't that hard.

[rach @rachwese]

I'm not a real college student because it's 3 months in and I still haven't had ramen

[rach @rachwese]

update: no ramen at the store anymore so this will probably never happen

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

a little over a year ago i received this dm. every day since, ive lived in fear

[&rew @_acart]

I made this on microsoft paint

[b e n @hiimbenjy]

@rachwese aliens.

[rach @rachwese]

aliens?

[rach @rachwese]

@bbculp

[b e n @hiimbenjy]

utah requires you to mail a check to pay your taxes. i owe $2 and i have to go through the effort of going to the bank, getting checks, buying stamps and an envelope, and mail something for the first time in my life. I'd rather go to prison

[morgwesemann @morgwesemann]

Ben to sawyer today: “look it’s Nicholas cage, your father’s hero”

[rach @rachwese]

National Treasure is the most important movie of our generation

[University of Utah @UUtah]

Student advertising agency AdThing created a campaign for @UtahDOT emphasizing the dangers of phone use while driving.

Creative director Kyra Ott talks about how the campaign targeted not only drivers but also passengers @ today’s press conference unveiling the campaign. #SafeU