Rachel Goode

srhs ‘19 // “smile a little more, regret a little less” //

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Miller. He didn’t pass his drivers test this time but they said he can come back and try again whenever he wants. 12/10 struggled with the parallel barking

[sis @Riss_babyy]

what’s a valentine

[Rachel Goode @rachygoode]

honestly wondering when most men will gain respect for women... no wonder most of us are so self conscious.

[Rachel Goode @rachygoode]

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[Rachel Goode @rachygoode]

this has been one crap day

[Brian, (with an i) the right way. @Brian_P4Real]

Here we have Karen learning how to throw an Axe.

[cath @cathlane_]

Girls who try white tops on in shops n get their orange foundation round the neck should be jailed

[Matthew Clements @Matt_Logic_]

Bath & Body Works should make laundry detergent in their scents

[Rachel Goode @rachygoode]

I put my retainer in for the first time in about 2 years and imma have to be eating soup for a few days #listentoyadentist

[Hailey @haileybri27]

I texted my husband “I want pizza but I need to go to the gym” in the hopes that he would try and steer me back on the right path and motivate me to go to the gym. But instead he replied “Same, let’s get pizza” and so yes it is true that marriage makes you fat

[JP Flores @juanpaabbllo]

I’m missing my fav person rn

[relate wordz @relatewordz]

idc if we haven't spoken in a while if you text me bc you need advice or simply a friend to talk to, I'll be here. I'm just that type of person

[mike 🍾 @champagnemikee]

My dad just called and said “I see you, last one to walmart loses.”

He’s going 90 in a 55, gets pulled over. I’m dying bc he’s gonna get a ticket and I’m gonna win.

Next thing I know this man flys by me and is getting a POLICE ESCORT TO WALMART.. I’m so done.

[kat @katttttttt7]

My stomach the day after I say I’m going on a diet:

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|🍪🍩🍝🍦/
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[sabrina. @sabs0ul]

absolutely no one:
me: well i already spent $20.. might as well spend $300 more