Scuderia Bill

retired luge prodigy

[drug dealer anonymous @tuckfwelvey]

phone, wallet, the generational curse, keys, vape

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

That beer hit my hand on a Friday like Mjolnir

[Bloke “BG” Griffin @BlokeGriffin]

When you beat these kind of odds you can’t take any days for granted #MillerTime #blessed

[skooks @skooookum]

White noise machine?

Buddy, that’s my wife

[⚜️Alan Thomas⚜️ @CardN_AL]

Lincoln Kienholz answering the call from Ohio State

[Harrison Hughes @hughes_harrison]

It’s kinda fucked up that teachers get paid more than Fantasy Football Commissioners

[Ricks Drapes @PatsCurtins]

Oh thanks for the heads up, gambling addiction website.

[Sherman Young Jr. @ShermStu_2]

It’s that time of year again folks..

COLLEGE FOOTBALL IS BACK!

[S. Lant @Shiftant]

The German fears going south of the Ohio River

[𝖐𝖚𝖘𝖍𝖇𝟔𝖗𝖇𝖎𝖊❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

they stop asking for ur ID once the light in your eyes is gone

[PGA Tour @PGATour]

When your friend asks for a gimme on a 5-footer https://t.co/gTg6VQdeUv

[phlip @MrPerfectPhilip]

It’s not illegal to lick your dentist fingers

[Scuderia Bill @rackedupwill]

@Philly_Mays I’m 6’5 and tell people I’m 5’11 just to throw a grenade into the crowd, really fun to watch people sweat

[Sean Cranston @themoviedadsc]

Wives anytime they see their husband relaxing:

[Jared Gilman @realJaredGilman]

“odyssey this” “odyssey that” u odyssey a therapist

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

Y'all are CRACKHEADS LMFAOOOOOOOO

[Flesh Simulator @fleshsimulator]

Gee I sure hope there isn't a third party involved in this conflict that loves assassinating presidents and really really really really really really REEEEEAAALLY wants to nuke Iran

[PropaGandalf 🌾 @xghostnotesx]

Imagine the scale of reeducation and mass literacy campaigns needed to address this