Geoff Woodcock

I sell equipment for squash, badminton and tennis. Racket restringing is all done in the shop, I’ll even do it while you wait (

[Geoff Woodcock @racketshop]

@rapid_racquet asymmetric grommets ......why!!!!!!!! such a pain

[Geoff Woodcock @racketshop]

Customer just paid with his ring! that's a first. #notThatOne

[Geoff Woodcock @racketshop]

Who's ready to bring some regal flair to their racket? Introducing my custom coronation stencil - add a crown to your tennis, squash, or badminton racket for only £30 extra! Stand out on the court with this majestic touch. #DoingMyBitForTheCoronation

[Geoff Woodcock @racketshop]

@higgledygarden Nicer than the big snail I found on mine this morning. (luzzed it onto my neighbours plot .......shhhhh)

[Geoff Woodcock @racketshop]

@SquashSkills always remember to thank them for falling into your trap 😂

[Geoff Woodcock @racketshop]

Smelly grip warning.
I should charge extra for working in a hazardous fug.

[Geoff Woodcock @racketshop]

***Got a tournament tomorrow klaxon ***

It's always tomorrow!

#YourLackOfPlanningIsNotAnEmergency

[Geoff Woodcock @racketshop]

When a restring customer comes in to collect 30 seconds after I have finished his bats.
**Chef kiss**
#justInTimeProduction

[Geoff Woodcock @racketshop]

@stringdoctor79 it was a 3d print - not mine though - and before LD

[Geoff Woodcock @racketshop]

Wow, don't think they put much actual graphite in this one! (strung at 20lbs)

[Geoff Woodcock @racketshop]

@stringdoctor79 this one from a few years back was better

[Geoff Woodcock @racketshop]

**Need it for a tournament tomorrow ** klaxon

[Geoff Woodcock @racketshop]

Need to get one of these signs 8)

[Geoff Woodcock @racketshop]

I've squashed my muffin.
(this is not a metaphor)
gutted.

[Geoff Woodcock @racketshop]

Blocking a cold callers number...... I feel so alive!

[Geoff Woodcock @racketshop]

@bettersquash I'm not a fan of sharing biscuits.

[Geoff Woodcock @racketshop]

I need a new phrase to say while waiting for card transactions to go through. I think I'm over using "the wheels of industry are turning slowly".
Suggestions welcome.

[Geoff Woodcock @racketshop]

First time stringing one of these bad boys!
#sweetSpotTrainer

[Geoff Woodcock @racketshop]

@richjdavies Personally I'm always thying and whatcausing .....doesn't everyone?

[Geoff Woodcock @racketshop]

Well that was a fun hour of banking online help telling me to turn it off, turn it on again. Then just giving up and saying they will raise a complaint.
Great.